10 Aug 2009 2000
Before Chemistry period, we've read news paper in the class and discovered some interesting facts regarding H1N1.
Mr. Ng asked us in the middle of the lesson: Anybody of you caught H1N1 or not?
As I just came back from medical check up, Kok Yong pointed at me and this gave him another idea of sharing the facts.
Kok Yong: Sir, Hsieh Yie got something to tell you!!! It's about H1N1!
Mr. Ng: What?
Hsieh Yie was reluctant to tell, but after a few moments she spoke out loud.
"Sir, it was stated in the newspaper that masturbating and homosexuality will increase the potential of getting H1N1."
Sir: (in a quite shock face) Really ar?
Shu Wei: No lah! Masturbating and homosexuality will only bring 'bird flu'.
It's kinda complicated to describe the situation in our school. Some wear masks and most of them do so for fun.
Conclusion: MASTURBATE + HOMOSEXUALITY = H1N1--->'BIRD FLU'
Therefore, masturbate plus homosexuality will cause H1N1, that will lead to 'bird flu'.
This sentence is a must for this post, if not kena pulok 100 times correction coz no 'therefore'.
Attention: The above statements were made by pure physics students. It was made due to our craziness. Do not take it seriously!
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