3 Aug 2009 2144
Yesterday during Chemistry tuition:
"Hey lend me your blue pen."
"Where're yours?"
"They ran out of ink."
"Like this ar? Then you take it until you get new ones."
"Really? Thanks a lot."
Thanks a lot buddy aka Zhen Jee. I really appreciate it.
TODAY,
I wrote the answer for STPM Maths T1(again!) 2007 Question 11 on the board. I forgot that the answer must be written in single matrix form. And congratulations crabby, 20 times correction on that particular question.
Shit!
Just now, in the car, on our way home.
me: Do you think I should write the answer other time? Almost everytime I also kena you know!
ZJ: Never mind lah go write lah.
me: I also think so if not no people write.
ZJ: But you should avoid all the questions that have 'P'.
me: ...() betui jugok!
Last time: Therefore, Locus P is also a circle.
This time: P(inverse) = (a 3 times 3 matrix)
100 times + 20 times = If I don't get 4.0 in T1 I really need to kick my own ass.
Sunday, 21 February 2010
- H1N1 --> 'Bird' flu -
5 Aug 2009 1914
Whole Standard Six class was having fever. Many parents think that our school was hit by H1N1 virus and Chung Hwa Primary School maybe stop schooling for a week.
That's what others tell me regarding H1N1 news, but I dunno true or not lah.
Today, two Form One student caught a fever, too and like what Mr. Tan Ao said during pengumuman: Kalau demam balik ke rumah, biar sembuh baru balik ke sekolah!
Some pupil didn't come to school. Maybe you will say: Scared what scared? I don't have siblings in primary school and I don't contact with primary school pupils wor~
But for me I think their worries are quite reasonable: we shared the same canteen(and primary school recess is earlier than ours) and don't forget that many primary school students wait for their parents, siblings etc etc at secondary school.
If Chung Hwa really need to be quarantined, then Chung Cheng also need--we shared the same school buses.
Keng Sheng played doctor with a mouth-muffle(did I get it right?). Good precaution I think. Better safe than sorry mar~
Current status: Our school if more people have fever than really need to be quarantined. 1 week holiday(yay!) but with replacements(boohoo~)
Attention: The above information are products from 38-ing with others. I don't know whether true or not. Don't take it too seriously.
Funny + Restricted:
Beng Keong accidentally sneezed onto other's face during chemistry period.
Mr. Ng was so nervous: So dirty! Sneeze to your own trousers lah!
Keng Sheng: Har!(demonstrating by 'sneezing to his 'bro' ') Cannot eh sir! Cannot like this?
Mr. Ng: What cannot? Don't spread the disease lah!
Keng Sheng: Wait come out 'bird' flu. When u 'hat-chi' from nose you'll heard a weak 'hat-chi' sound from 'there'.
Mr. Ng: ...(dunno what to say)
Whole Standard Six class was having fever. Many parents think that our school was hit by H1N1 virus and Chung Hwa Primary School maybe stop schooling for a week.
That's what others tell me regarding H1N1 news, but I dunno true or not lah.
Today, two Form One student caught a fever, too and like what Mr. Tan Ao said during pengumuman: Kalau demam balik ke rumah, biar sembuh baru balik ke sekolah!
Some pupil didn't come to school. Maybe you will say: Scared what scared? I don't have siblings in primary school and I don't contact with primary school pupils wor~
But for me I think their worries are quite reasonable: we shared the same canteen(and primary school recess is earlier than ours) and don't forget that many primary school students wait for their parents, siblings etc etc at secondary school.
If Chung Hwa really need to be quarantined, then Chung Cheng also need--we shared the same school buses.
Keng Sheng played doctor with a mouth-muffle(did I get it right?). Good precaution I think. Better safe than sorry mar~
Current status: Our school if more people have fever than really need to be quarantined. 1 week holiday(yay!) but with replacements(boohoo~)
Attention: The above information are products from 38-ing with others. I don't know whether true or not. Don't take it too seriously.
Funny + Restricted:
Beng Keong accidentally sneezed onto other's face during chemistry period.
Mr. Ng was so nervous: So dirty! Sneeze to your own trousers lah!
Keng Sheng: Har!(demonstrating by 'sneezing to his 'bro' ') Cannot eh sir! Cannot like this?
Mr. Ng: What cannot? Don't spread the disease lah!
Keng Sheng: Wait come out 'bird' flu. When u 'hat-chi' from nose you'll heard a weak 'hat-chi' sound from 'there'.
Mr. Ng: ...(dunno what to say)
- lameness -
7 Aug 2009 1026
YESTERDAY:
Maths T1 teacher asked us to do Matrix questions.
When it reaches the similar question that caused me 20 times correction, she didn't scroll down directly to the answer.
She stopped at the answer where I did wrongly last time. She asked us with a really really wide smile on her face: Can I stop my answer here?
U6SP: (roared in horror)NOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Wider smile: Why?
U6SP: Because the answer must be in singular matrix!!!!
Widest smile I've ever seen: See? That's why I said you'll remember it forever if you do corrections.
And when she was saying that she looked at me(the really unfortunate one who do 20 corrections on that question).
AFTER SCHOOL:
My mum belanja Zhen Jee kuih. After that guess what we did during the next 3 hours?
GAMING!!!
We're totally lame monsters. We played some of the stupid games that is available in my PC since the last update.
It's really impressing. Imagine that Zhen Jee who can diligently jump over the traps in Maths ques, failed in controlling the cute hamsterball, and cause it to drop from high places and crash it into pieces.
Poor hamster! (I'll 'mourn for you)
For my case, I'm better--Oops! 'Better' I mean--8 times my hamster die.
But never mind lah, I'm miao miao what~
Miao's job is to kill hamster or mice or others mar.
Human's job is to sayang hamster, not to crash it!
And after that I slept. Alarmed was set at 8.45 pm and I woke up at 8.00am this morning.
Walau eh 14 hours! My back was damn painful after that.
I've got the PhD in 'Wasting Time'!
YESTERDAY:
Maths T1 teacher asked us to do Matrix questions.
When it reaches the similar question that caused me 20 times correction, she didn't scroll down directly to the answer.
She stopped at the answer where I did wrongly last time. She asked us with a really really wide smile on her face: Can I stop my answer here?
U6SP: (roared in horror)NOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Wider smile: Why?
U6SP: Because the answer must be in singular matrix!!!!
Widest smile I've ever seen: See? That's why I said you'll remember it forever if you do corrections.
And when she was saying that she looked at me(the really unfortunate one who do 20 corrections on that question).
AFTER SCHOOL:
My mum belanja Zhen Jee kuih. After that guess what we did during the next 3 hours?
GAMING!!!
We're totally lame monsters. We played some of the stupid games that is available in my PC since the last update.
It's really impressing. Imagine that Zhen Jee who can diligently jump over the traps in Maths ques, failed in controlling the cute hamsterball, and cause it to drop from high places and crash it into pieces.
Poor hamster! (I'll 'mourn for you)
For my case, I'm better--Oops! 'Better' I mean--8 times my hamster die.
But never mind lah, I'm miao miao what~
Miao's job is to kill hamster or mice or others mar.
Human's job is to sayang hamster, not to crash it!
And after that I slept. Alarmed was set at 8.45 pm and I woke up at 8.00am this morning.
Walau eh 14 hours! My back was damn painful after that.
I've got the PhD in 'Wasting Time'!
- DV 8109 -
7 Aug 2009 1048
Just now went out to have breakfast with parents.
My dad suddenly pointing to a car: (damn excited tone)'Hey see that car! Look at the car plate!'
I turned to look at the car. It's a MAZDA.
It's car plate is slanting as if being hit by a motorcycle from the back.
Guess what's the plate number(for those who is interested in buying 4D):
DV 8109
I believe you all for knowing the owner, right?
Just now went out to have breakfast with parents.
My dad suddenly pointing to a car: (damn excited tone)'Hey see that car! Look at the car plate!'
I turned to look at the car. It's a MAZDA.
It's car plate is slanting as if being hit by a motorcycle from the back.
Guess what's the plate number(for those who is interested in buying 4D):
DV 8109
I believe you all for knowing the owner, right?
- CASIO -
Shit I blog again!
Today is Kok Yong's birthday--HAPPY BIRTHDAY KOK YONG!
As we planned, we had our dinner at KFC near Grand Riverview Hotel.
Something bad happened at about 6.30 pm but I just wanna make a note here so that I remember it.
After dinner we went to Hsieh Yie's house and we nearly forgot about Kok Yong's present.
Luckily Khang Siang reminded us and we gave Kok Yong his birthday present.
Kok Yong opened the present with care--as instructed by Hsieh Yie because she's the one who wrap it.
We're so excited and we asked him to open it faster. He was reluctant to do so as he thought we wanna 'kenak' him.
Come on lah Kok Yong, we're such good friends, where got kenak you leh?
He revealed the present with really intensive care. When he saw the CASIO box he was shocked.
We told him that it's just a box.
When he pulled out a CASIO watch from the box, his expression is funny.
7 Aug 2009 2335
It's a combination of shocked + happy = really happy
The first sentenced popped out from his mouth: How much is it?
Haha Kok Yong, relax lah. 18 of us shared it. So you no need to worry about the price.
Haiz, the only bad thing today is Kok Yong's fiancee Ting Tong can't join us, what a waste!
Don't angry ar, just for fun. But if you perasan or u dun like then I'll delete the 'extreme' part lo~
OTHERS:
Khang Siang said my blog damn funny, so as Hsieh Yie. So I'm starting a poll.
Please vote!
Today is Kok Yong's birthday--HAPPY BIRTHDAY KOK YONG!
As we planned, we had our dinner at KFC near Grand Riverview Hotel.
Something bad happened at about 6.30 pm but I just wanna make a note here so that I remember it.
After dinner we went to Hsieh Yie's house and we nearly forgot about Kok Yong's present.
Luckily Khang Siang reminded us and we gave Kok Yong his birthday present.
Kok Yong opened the present with care--as instructed by Hsieh Yie because she's the one who wrap it.
We're so excited and we asked him to open it faster. He was reluctant to do so as he thought we wanna 'kenak' him.
Come on lah Kok Yong, we're such good friends, where got kenak you leh?
He revealed the present with really intensive care. When he saw the CASIO box he was shocked.
We told him that it's just a box.
When he pulled out a CASIO watch from the box, his expression is funny.
7 Aug 2009 2335
It's a combination of shocked + happy = really happy
The first sentenced popped out from his mouth: How much is it?
Haha Kok Yong, relax lah. 18 of us shared it. So you no need to worry about the price.
Haiz, the only bad thing today is Kok Yong's fiancee Ting Tong can't join us, what a waste!
Don't angry ar, just for fun. But if you perasan or u dun like then I'll delete the 'extreme' part lo~
OTHERS:
Khang Siang said my blog damn funny, so as Hsieh Yie. So I'm starting a poll.
Please vote!
- 'PHYSIC'-al chaos -
10 Aug 2009 2000
Before Chemistry period, we've read news paper in the class and discovered some interesting facts regarding H1N1.
Mr. Ng asked us in the middle of the lesson: Anybody of you caught H1N1 or not?
As I just came back from medical check up, Kok Yong pointed at me and this gave him another idea of sharing the facts.
Kok Yong: Sir, Hsieh Yie got something to tell you!!! It's about H1N1!
Mr. Ng: What?
Hsieh Yie was reluctant to tell, but after a few moments she spoke out loud.
"Sir, it was stated in the newspaper that masturbating and homosexuality will increase the potential of getting H1N1."
Sir: (in a quite shock face) Really ar?
Shu Wei: No lah! Masturbating and homosexuality will only bring 'bird flu'.
It's kinda complicated to describe the situation in our school. Some wear masks and most of them do so for fun.
Conclusion: MASTURBATE + HOMOSEXUALITY = H1N1--->'BIRD FLU'
Therefore, masturbate plus homosexuality will cause H1N1, that will lead to 'bird flu'.
This sentence is a must for this post, if not kena pulok 100 times correction coz no 'therefore'.
Attention: The above statements were made by pure physics students. It was made due to our craziness. Do not take it seriously!
Before Chemistry period, we've read news paper in the class and discovered some interesting facts regarding H1N1.
Mr. Ng asked us in the middle of the lesson: Anybody of you caught H1N1 or not?
As I just came back from medical check up, Kok Yong pointed at me and this gave him another idea of sharing the facts.
Kok Yong: Sir, Hsieh Yie got something to tell you!!! It's about H1N1!
Mr. Ng: What?
Hsieh Yie was reluctant to tell, but after a few moments she spoke out loud.
"Sir, it was stated in the newspaper that masturbating and homosexuality will increase the potential of getting H1N1."
Sir: (in a quite shock face) Really ar?
Shu Wei: No lah! Masturbating and homosexuality will only bring 'bird flu'.
It's kinda complicated to describe the situation in our school. Some wear masks and most of them do so for fun.
Conclusion: MASTURBATE + HOMOSEXUALITY = H1N1--->'BIRD FLU'
Therefore, masturbate plus homosexuality will cause H1N1, that will lead to 'bird flu'.
This sentence is a must for this post, if not kena pulok 100 times correction coz no 'therefore'.
Attention: The above statements were made by pure physics students. It was made due to our craziness. Do not take it seriously!
- Imaginations -
14 Aug 2009 1832
I know, I shouldn't sit here. I should have stick my ass in front of the books and have my eyes glued onto the contents.
Sorry I'm pulpa, who prefer to fool around and waste my precious time.
Come on miao, life's brief candle, do more, blog less.
I don't get it. Whenever I was asked 'You revise until which chapter dy?' My answer is still the same, 'I don't study. I blog a lot, and I really mean a lot.'
And their response is uniform, as if being trained, 'You bluff! You purposely don't want to say that you study.'
OK, if i was lying, then look at my results. It sucks. Yet, it's the best evidence.
If you think I was studying so hard until I will get mad, then see my results. Is there anyone who will study so hard but purposely give up the exam questions so that 'other's won't know I'm studying'?
Of course, no! If I have been studying so hard as Hsieh Yie or Zhen Jee, I would be better than what I am today. Not that I mean I will override them, but I mean my result will not be the source of my embarrassment.
If, and only if I would study harder, I will certainly be better. It is all about stupidity in me, who insists on fooling around.
Some people really pissed me off:
1. I don't want to call you, coz I'm afraid I'll kacau your study hour.
2. I don't want to sms you, coz I'm afraid I'll distract your studies.
3. I don't want to ajok you, coz I know you sure need to study.
Lame excuses, Oops! Lame ACCUSES!
Please lah, stop your imaginations! I will start study if the exam is really around the corner. I will burn the midnight oil until I become panda in school.
Or I'll drink coffee until my intestine got holes again.
If you find me a panda, I was studying last night.
If you find me sleeping in class, sorry last night movie is damn interesting.
I know, I shouldn't sit here. I should have stick my ass in front of the books and have my eyes glued onto the contents.
Sorry I'm pulpa, who prefer to fool around and waste my precious time.
Come on miao, life's brief candle, do more, blog less.
I don't get it. Whenever I was asked 'You revise until which chapter dy?' My answer is still the same, 'I don't study. I blog a lot, and I really mean a lot.'
And their response is uniform, as if being trained, 'You bluff! You purposely don't want to say that you study.'
OK, if i was lying, then look at my results. It sucks. Yet, it's the best evidence.
If you think I was studying so hard until I will get mad, then see my results. Is there anyone who will study so hard but purposely give up the exam questions so that 'other's won't know I'm studying'?
Of course, no! If I have been studying so hard as Hsieh Yie or Zhen Jee, I would be better than what I am today. Not that I mean I will override them, but I mean my result will not be the source of my embarrassment.
If, and only if I would study harder, I will certainly be better. It is all about stupidity in me, who insists on fooling around.
Some people really pissed me off:
1. I don't want to call you, coz I'm afraid I'll kacau your study hour.
2. I don't want to sms you, coz I'm afraid I'll distract your studies.
3. I don't want to ajok you, coz I know you sure need to study.
Lame excuses, Oops! Lame ACCUSES!
Please lah, stop your imaginations! I will start study if the exam is really around the corner. I will burn the midnight oil until I become panda in school.
Or I'll drink coffee until my intestine got holes again.
If you find me a panda, I was studying last night.
If you find me sleeping in class, sorry last night movie is damn interesting.
- amino acid -
17 Aug 2009 2021
During chemistry lesson about amino acids, Shu Wei, who was sitting in front of the black board, shouted "SHIT!"(actually he was just fooling around instead of scolding).
Mr. Ng was quite unhappy as Shu Wei spoke rudely in front of him.
Mr. Ng: "What kind of words you are using? You shouldn't use this kind of words to scold your friend!"
After a moment Mr. Ng said, "Next time you want to scold people, scold him 'Amino Acid' So that you can remember amino acid, not all those bad bad things.
He continued, "If you hate somebody, call him tricine, call him glysine, you can also call him phenylamine or benzene!"
OK, here's a few example from me:
"Get lost you benzene, I don't wanna see you anymore! You're causing me to have brain damage!"
Facts: Benzene is carcinogenic and will cause brain damages.
"You're such a polymer without Ziegler-Natta catalyst! Look at your table, they're so messy!"
Facts: Polymerisation with Ziegler-Natta catalyst will produce well arranged polymer.
Chuen Ling, don't say my blog is misguiding. See? It's full of useful knowledge!
During chemistry lesson about amino acids, Shu Wei, who was sitting in front of the black board, shouted "SHIT!"(actually he was just fooling around instead of scolding).
Mr. Ng was quite unhappy as Shu Wei spoke rudely in front of him.
Mr. Ng: "What kind of words you are using? You shouldn't use this kind of words to scold your friend!"
After a moment Mr. Ng said, "Next time you want to scold people, scold him 'Amino Acid' So that you can remember amino acid, not all those bad bad things.
He continued, "If you hate somebody, call him tricine, call him glysine, you can also call him phenylamine or benzene!"
OK, here's a few example from me:
"Get lost you benzene, I don't wanna see you anymore! You're causing me to have brain damage!"
Facts: Benzene is carcinogenic and will cause brain damages.
"You're such a polymer without Ziegler-Natta catalyst! Look at your table, they're so messy!"
Facts: Polymerisation with Ziegler-Natta catalyst will produce well arranged polymer.
Chuen Ling, don't say my blog is misguiding. See? It's full of useful knowledge!
- Who's that? -
20 Aug 2009 2232
Last night Maria paid me a visit.
She generously bought me a really big box of pizza. It consists of a pizza, medium-sized spaghetti, two chicken wings, four breadsticks and some potatoes.
Thank you Maria, you've bought me my dinner(last night), breakfast and lunch(today).
It really took me a lot of time to sapu it with my mum.
OK, time for some brain exercising programme.
Maria is imitating someone after my description. She specially take off her ,err, hairband?? for better results.
Can you guess who's that?
Hint: "So you think your Maths TX is very good already lah, har?"
Range of X: {X: X=1, X=2}
And the result is I found this on my chair after Maria went home.
Karma really rocks.
You imitate someone, then you're 'being punished' by leaving behind your hairband. Bwahahaha!
Thank you Maria, wish you all the best and forget me not!
FYI, Maria's leaving to US next month, so as Jane. Sorry I didn't get any updates from others.
Last night Maria paid me a visit.
She generously bought me a really big box of pizza. It consists of a pizza, medium-sized spaghetti, two chicken wings, four breadsticks and some potatoes.
Thank you Maria, you've bought me my dinner(last night), breakfast and lunch(today).
It really took me a lot of time to sapu it with my mum.
OK, time for some brain exercising programme.
Maria is imitating someone after my description. She specially take off her ,err, hairband?? for better results.
Can you guess who's that?
Hint: "So you think your Maths TX is very good already lah, har?"
Range of X: {X: X=1, X=2}
And the result is I found this on my chair after Maria went home.
Karma really rocks.
You imitate someone, then you're 'being punished' by leaving behind your hairband. Bwahahaha!
Thank you Maria, wish you all the best and forget me not!
FYI, Maria's leaving to US next month, so as Jane. Sorry I didn't get any updates from others.
- where's the +? -
22 Aug 2009 1249
I feel like kicking someone's ass!
A few weeks ago I tell my mum that I want a new calculator(since I always drop the old one and I think it might spoil very soon).
So she suggested we go to Tan Sticker. I told the tauke that I want a new 570 MS calculator but he insisted to introduce a better one.
I remembered that my cousin said the calculator with a 'PLUS' behind the series number will be better(but I don't know why, don't ask me).
So I tell him, "I would like to take the new one, as long as got a PLUS behind."
And he assured me that he'll get a 'PLUS' model calculator for me as soon as possible.
After 2 weeks he informed me that my calculator has arrived. I went to take it and to my surprise the model is fx-991ES.
Where is the 'PLUS' that I want?????
I refused to take that calculator and asked to see the tauke but he's not in.
He called me again and I told him that I don't want that calculator, and he slammed the phone.
OK, I took the calculator anyway. I hate the tauke!
I really wanna tell him this: 'If you don't know how to sell calculator den don't sell lah! Stupid ass!"
Anyway I've handed RM58 already, so I'm gonna love it.
But I swore I'll never buy calculator from there, ever!!!
I feel like kicking someone's ass!
A few weeks ago I tell my mum that I want a new calculator(since I always drop the old one and I think it might spoil very soon).
So she suggested we go to Tan Sticker. I told the tauke that I want a new 570 MS calculator but he insisted to introduce a better one.
I remembered that my cousin said the calculator with a 'PLUS' behind the series number will be better(but I don't know why, don't ask me).
So I tell him, "I would like to take the new one, as long as got a PLUS behind."
And he assured me that he'll get a 'PLUS' model calculator for me as soon as possible.
After 2 weeks he informed me that my calculator has arrived. I went to take it and to my surprise the model is fx-991ES.
Where is the 'PLUS' that I want?????
I refused to take that calculator and asked to see the tauke but he's not in.
He called me again and I told him that I don't want that calculator, and he slammed the phone.
OK, I took the calculator anyway. I hate the tauke!
I really wanna tell him this: 'If you don't know how to sell calculator den don't sell lah! Stupid ass!"
Anyway I've handed RM58 already, so I'm gonna love it.
But I swore I'll never buy calculator from there, ever!!!
- 'titleless' -
24 Aug 2009 2019
OK STPM timetable was released.
Since the programme was so troublesome, I retype the timetable.
Anyone interested can ask from me, but only available in Physic class version.
Anyway, happy holiday, and happy studying!
OK STPM timetable was released.
Since the programme was so troublesome, I retype the timetable.
Anyone interested can ask from me, but only available in Physic class version.
Anyway, happy holiday, and happy studying!
- Phew! -
27 Aug 2009 0312
It's 3 am in the morning.
I just finished my stupid poster.
Phew! Finally can have a good night rest.
I need a good rest...
It's 3 am in the morning.
I just finished my stupid poster.
Phew! Finally can have a good night rest.
I need a good rest...
- bye bye -
30 Aug 2009 1736
Hi friends~
I'm going to hospital again, so I'll not be able to update this blog.
Before I forgot, hope you all have a happy trial!
Besides, please entertain me with some messages.
I'll will try to study, if possible at hospital.
Wish me good luck!!!
Hi friends~
I'm going to hospital again, so I'll not be able to update this blog.
Before I forgot, hope you all have a happy trial!
Besides, please entertain me with some messages.
I'll will try to study, if possible at hospital.
Wish me good luck!!!
And the conclusion is...
9 Apr 2009 1519
Conversation between medical students, nurses, doctors, etc and me:
"Do you know why you're admitted to hospital?"
"Yeah, perforated duodenum."
"WHAT?! Are you sure?"(with a very puzzled face)
"Ya. Is there anything wrong?"
"No lah. Just that usually old people have perforated duodenum."
Conversation between other patients, their family and me:
"Why you're here?"
"Just perforated duodenum."
"Har? I thought only old people get that."
Conversation between Caryn and me:
"Is that all you can eat?"(while staring at my bread and biscuit during recess time)
"Ya...pity leh me."
"What can you eat besides these?"
"Erm...everything except selected fish, meat, seafood, blah blah blah..."
"Hey, is that wholemeal bread and oat biscuit?"
"Right! But I won't share it with you, hahaha~"
"Cheh! You eat like old people."
Conversation between some Form 3 prefects and me(on our way to prefect room):
"Is it very tiring? It's just third floor!"
"What? Cannot meh~I don't have so much energy ma..."
"Haha, you walk like old people."
Conversation between Tuan Pengetua and me(asking for permission to postpone my exam):
"Why you want to postpone your physic paper?"
"I need to go to KL for medical check up."
"What's your problem?"
"I got perforated duodenum and blah blah blah...so I need to go back to KL."
"Haiz. Only old people suppose to get perforated duodenum, not youngsters like you. So young already like this, then what will happen to you when you're old?"
"Errr...I also don't know." (Actually I wanna say is: "I don't think I can live until that long eh~")
Just that I eat HEALTHY and walk SLOWLY, it doesn't mean that I'm old people!
I'm way too young for all those diseases. What the hell!
Come on lah, I'm still in my recovering process. It takes time for me to back to normal eh~
Conversation between medical students, nurses, doctors, etc and me:
"Do you know why you're admitted to hospital?"
"Yeah, perforated duodenum."
"WHAT?! Are you sure?"(with a very puzzled face)
"Ya. Is there anything wrong?"
"No lah. Just that usually old people have perforated duodenum."
Conversation between other patients, their family and me:
"Why you're here?"
"Just perforated duodenum."
"Har? I thought only old people get that."
Conversation between Caryn and me:
"Is that all you can eat?"(while staring at my bread and biscuit during recess time)
"Ya...pity leh me."
"What can you eat besides these?"
"Erm...everything except selected fish, meat, seafood, blah blah blah..."
"Hey, is that wholemeal bread and oat biscuit?"
"Right! But I won't share it with you, hahaha~"
"Cheh! You eat like old people."
Conversation between some Form 3 prefects and me(on our way to prefect room):
"Is it very tiring? It's just third floor!"
"What? Cannot meh~I don't have so much energy ma..."
"Haha, you walk like old people."
Conversation between Tuan Pengetua and me(asking for permission to postpone my exam):
"Why you want to postpone your physic paper?"
"I need to go to KL for medical check up."
"What's your problem?"
"I got perforated duodenum and blah blah blah...so I need to go back to KL."
"Haiz. Only old people suppose to get perforated duodenum, not youngsters like you. So young already like this, then what will happen to you when you're old?"
"Errr...I also don't know." (Actually I wanna say is: "I don't think I can live until that long eh~")
Just that I eat HEALTHY and walk SLOWLY, it doesn't mean that I'm old people!
I'm way too young for all those diseases. What the hell!
Come on lah, I'm still in my recovering process. It takes time for me to back to normal eh~
拜拜～
17 Apr 2009 1922
回来复诊。
看到久违的（呃，其实不算久违啦，一个月而已）KLINIK SURGERI。
记得上次做内窥镜检查时躺在病床上被推过这个地方。
复诊完就回去这里：
还记得那个凌晨，轮椅上，半睡半醒，男护士推进这个“冰窖”，还逢人就炫耀：“我推对人了！”（听说之前推错了，怪不得在KECEMASAN时资料离奇失踪，搞得护士和医生手忙脚乱。）
老实说，那时看到这个牌子时很想哭，想说不知道几时才能出来。
BESTA是专门提供病人食物的公司。很好吃，鸡肉大大块，可惜那时候不能吃，所以这次回来“补吃”。
竟然没有卖我想吃的Spaghetti！
好消息是不用再回去复诊了。医生甚至连住院时用的sticker还给我。（这些是用来黏在一切与我有关的文件上）
这张照片不需要我多费唇舌：
走前将医院仔细的看一遍，我不要再见，我要永别。
P/S：I downloaded the latest Google pinyin programme! It's easy to use~
I feel weird using Mandarin. The last time I can use BC in typing is...erm, dunno when, but long long long time ago.
回来复诊。
看到久违的（呃，其实不算久违啦，一个月而已）KLINIK SURGERI。
记得上次做内窥镜检查时躺在病床上被推过这个地方。
复诊完就回去这里：
还记得那个凌晨，轮椅上，半睡半醒，男护士推进这个“冰窖”，还逢人就炫耀：“我推对人了！”（听说之前推错了，怪不得在KECEMASAN时资料离奇失踪，搞得护士和医生手忙脚乱。）
老实说，那时看到这个牌子时很想哭，想说不知道几时才能出来。
BESTA是专门提供病人食物的公司。很好吃，鸡肉大大块，可惜那时候不能吃，所以这次回来“补吃”。
竟然没有卖我想吃的Spaghetti！
好消息是不用再回去复诊了。医生甚至连住院时用的sticker还给我。（这些是用来黏在一切与我有关的文件上）
这张照片不需要我多费唇舌：
走前将医院仔细的看一遍，我不要再见，我要永别。
P/S：I downloaded the latest Google pinyin programme! It's easy to use~
I feel weird using Mandarin. The last time I can use BC in typing is...erm, dunno when, but long long long time ago.
Hat-chiu!
19 Apr 2009 1531
Uak! Actually I'm typing this in BC, but I feel so weird that I deleted it and changed to BI.
These few days I sneezed a lot.
That's weird. I don't have an air-cond at home, I blanket myself every night and I didn't take cold drinks.
And after sneezing I feel sleepy. Ugh!
I eat 2 oranges per day, but it doesn't work.
ZJ like to point at me and said, "LEMBIK!"
While Hsieh Yie 'enjoyed' my yummy cendol + tissue dumplings.
Kok Yong suggested that I open a stall--"Ah Miao Ko Lo Mee"
Hsieh Yie can't stop her hiccups, and I can't stop all the sneezings. Maybe we can make a song out of the sounds we made.
P/S: It's weird. I feel weird using BC, and my BI ain't good enough. Can I type 'rojak'?
Uak! Actually I'm typing this in BC, but I feel so weird that I deleted it and changed to BI.
These few days I sneezed a lot.
That's weird. I don't have an air-cond at home, I blanket myself every night and I didn't take cold drinks.
And after sneezing I feel sleepy. Ugh!
I eat 2 oranges per day, but it doesn't work.
ZJ like to point at me and said, "LEMBIK!"
While Hsieh Yie 'enjoyed' my yummy cendol + tissue dumplings.
Kok Yong suggested that I open a stall--"Ah Miao Ko Lo Mee"
Hsieh Yie can't stop her hiccups, and I can't stop all the sneezings. Maybe we can make a song out of the sounds we made.
P/S: It's weird. I feel weird using BC, and my BI ain't good enough. Can I type 'rojak'?
无言的结局
22 Apr 2009 2347
笨。
冲动。
很后悔。
超脑less。
三思而后行。
爱之深，责之切。
最近好像荷尔蒙失调，讲话没经大脑。
写的东西，好像要死不死的，又没有营养。
各位看了营养不良，请不要强行消化
笨。
冲动。
很后悔。
超脑less。
三思而后行。
爱之深，责之切。
最近好像荷尔蒙失调，讲话没经大脑。
写的东西，好像要死不死的，又没有营养。
各位看了营养不良，请不要强行消化
发傻
23 Apr 2009 1749
话说昨天发生了很鸟的事。
事件一：
这个星期六要考MUET了。大家都捧着MUET书当圣经拜。芊芊在默默地做练习，河昌在念书。（是真的念出声喔）
话说得空的老娘在和锦升闲聊关于MUET。锦升在模拟成人Speaking Test。（注：真的成人，未成年者禁止scroll down）
锦升：Good morning. I am， erm， Candidate D.（一边左顾右盼，把双手放到脑后，捉出撩人的show胸动作）
我和芊芊笑到差点晕倒。
锦升：Erm, excuse me.（作样把过大的胸挺到桌子上去）
俺：Candidate D 就D Cup, 酱Candidate A要怎样？
锦升：酱咯！（假装用双手硬挤出胸）
俺：喔！我懂了！原来用Cup size来determine次序的啦。
锦升：对咯对咯！可是考官要怎样？
俺：很容易罢了！I am ‘E’xaminer。（故意念大大声的E）
锦升：对哦！酱子A，B，C，D，E统统有了！
呃，最近好像变坏了。
事件二：
前前前前一阵子惨遭老师钦点，参加了一个很奇怪的Asean Quiz。比赛当天发生了一连串的鸟事，重点是不能上网，不能比赛。以自己为例，我必须填写两次的答案，真X。
前一阵子成绩揭晓了。我校全军覆没，除了俊达一个“幸运儿”。
我先说哦：全国最佳十五名参赛者将到吉隆坡参加半决赛，然后好像是在国营电视台进行决赛，那种比赛谁按buzzer比较快。
俊达先生陷入崩溃状态，在我恭贺他时竟然想扁了我。
公布成绩是我的心情莫名的激动：不想学校全军覆没丢人现眼，可是也不希望自己中选（必须天天背熟Asean的一切，我天生没脑）现在简直就是完美的计划！
听说俊达现在是被逼上梁山了～
话说昨天发生了很鸟的事。
事件一：
这个星期六要考MUET了。大家都捧着MUET书当圣经拜。芊芊在默默地做练习，河昌在念书。（是真的念出声喔）
话说得空的老娘在和锦升闲聊关于MUET。锦升在模拟成人Speaking Test。（注：真的成人，未成年者禁止scroll down）
锦升：Good morning. I am， erm， Candidate D.（一边左顾右盼，把双手放到脑后，捉出撩人的show胸动作）
我和芊芊笑到差点晕倒。
锦升：Erm, excuse me.（作样把过大的胸挺到桌子上去）
俺：Candidate D 就D Cup, 酱Candidate A要怎样？
锦升：酱咯！（假装用双手硬挤出胸）
俺：喔！我懂了！原来用Cup size来determine次序的啦。
锦升：对咯对咯！可是考官要怎样？
俺：很容易罢了！I am ‘E’xaminer。（故意念大大声的E）
锦升：对哦！酱子A，B，C，D，E统统有了！
呃，最近好像变坏了。
事件二：
前前前前一阵子惨遭老师钦点，参加了一个很奇怪的Asean Quiz。比赛当天发生了一连串的鸟事，重点是不能上网，不能比赛。以自己为例，我必须填写两次的答案，真X。
前一阵子成绩揭晓了。我校全军覆没，除了俊达一个“幸运儿”。
我先说哦：全国最佳十五名参赛者将到吉隆坡参加半决赛，然后好像是在国营电视台进行决赛，那种比赛谁按buzzer比较快。
俊达先生陷入崩溃状态，在我恭贺他时竟然想扁了我。
公布成绩是我的心情莫名的激动：不想学校全军覆没丢人现眼，可是也不希望自己中选（必须天天背熟Asean的一切，我天生没脑）现在简直就是完美的计划！
听说俊达现在是被逼上梁山了～
Add Oil ya~
24 Apr 2009 2211
MUET tomorrow.
Hope you all can do well.
Pump up your confidence.
Put away your negative thoughts.
Check your stationaries(I forgot to bring my pencil during my test)
Don't give up!
Wish you guys can get Band 4 or higher~!!!
MUET tomorrow.
Hope you all can do well.
Pump up your confidence.
Put away your negative thoughts.
Check your stationaries(I forgot to bring my pencil during my test)
Don't give up!
Wish you guys can get Band 4 or higher~!!!
结论
27 Apr 2009 2111
总结一下最近的生活：
1.明天Bio班去USM（噢！久违的地方啊～） 走走，以他们的说法：我们和Form 5一起看尸体。（说的好像不怎么一回事，可是我单单用想的已经觉得吃不下饭了，呕～）
2.俊达被拐带到吉隆坡去了，听说他在文冬时打给虹年时‘哭诉’：“我听了五个小时的圣经学！”唉！可怜的孩子，我已经在努力的为他想个洋名。其实，我和虹年已经在visualise俊达被强行拉到吉隆坡最大的chapel进行洗礼的画面了。
3.补习的PA老师剃了个光头，造成本人因视觉上不能适应而上课时间不能集中精神。前一阵子学校的PA老师则染了黑发。最近的PA老师到底是怎么了？
4.我可以吃学校食堂的鱼丸清汤粿条了！！！
5.我所照顾的3Bodi超吵的，真是一堆不知死活的孩子们。
6.今天被过5SC1时被Ah Fish叫住，她神情严肃地问我上个星期是怎样顾5K5。原因是他们告诉她：“上个星期的Form Six姐姐很好耶～！”光荣死了！
心情很好，很好，很好。
总结一下最近的生活：
1.明天Bio班去USM（噢！久违的地方啊～） 走走，以他们的说法：我们和Form 5一起看尸体。（说的好像不怎么一回事，可是我单单用想的已经觉得吃不下饭了，呕～）
2.俊达被拐带到吉隆坡去了，听说他在文冬时打给虹年时‘哭诉’：“我听了五个小时的圣经学！”唉！可怜的孩子，我已经在努力的为他想个洋名。其实，我和虹年已经在visualise俊达被强行拉到吉隆坡最大的chapel进行洗礼的画面了。
3.补习的PA老师剃了个光头，造成本人因视觉上不能适应而上课时间不能集中精神。前一阵子学校的PA老师则染了黑发。最近的PA老师到底是怎么了？
4.我可以吃学校食堂的鱼丸清汤粿条了！！！
5.我所照顾的3Bodi超吵的，真是一堆不知死活的孩子们。
6.今天被过5SC1时被Ah Fish叫住，她神情严肃地问我上个星期是怎样顾5K5。原因是他们告诉她：“上个星期的Form Six姐姐很好耶～！”光荣死了！
心情很好，很好，很好。
- Pipette -
30 April 2009 1847
Check this out:
I broke this pipette during chemistry experiment.
Yin Ting broke the same apparatus the day before my experiment. When I asked for 'petua-petua' of experiment, she can't stop brainwashing me: Don't break the pipette.
According to her, she broke the pipette into two pieces and then kissed good bye to her RM6.
I was actually washing my pipette, with Hsieh Yie beside me cleaning some of her apparatus.
But suddenly her 'punggung gatal' and tried to hiao with me. She used her buttock to knock me and the pipette fell into the sink.
The 'ping piang' sound by the pipette was accompanied by a loud "OH!" from the whole class.
I picked up the pipette, praying that nothing happens, but when I examine it, I found a flaw at the end of it.
This pipette is out of order now...Ugh!
Mr. Ng asked the lab assistant to give me a discount~
I handed over my RM 5 and this pipette is now a souvenir from F6 Chemistry lab.
Some people said I can act like nothing happen, but me so good, manalah sanggup cheat our Mr. Ng right?
Conclusion: Never swing your buttock in the lab, it's dangerous.
Check this out:
I broke this pipette during chemistry experiment.
Yin Ting broke the same apparatus the day before my experiment. When I asked for 'petua-petua' of experiment, she can't stop brainwashing me: Don't break the pipette.
According to her, she broke the pipette into two pieces and then kissed good bye to her RM6.
I was actually washing my pipette, with Hsieh Yie beside me cleaning some of her apparatus.
But suddenly her 'punggung gatal' and tried to hiao with me. She used her buttock to knock me and the pipette fell into the sink.
The 'ping piang' sound by the pipette was accompanied by a loud "OH!" from the whole class.
I picked up the pipette, praying that nothing happens, but when I examine it, I found a flaw at the end of it.
This pipette is out of order now...Ugh!
Mr. Ng asked the lab assistant to give me a discount~
I handed over my RM 5 and this pipette is now a souvenir from F6 Chemistry lab.
Some people said I can act like nothing happen, but me so good, manalah sanggup cheat our Mr. Ng right?
Conclusion: Never swing your buttock in the lab, it's dangerous.
- 2010 -
2 Jan 2010 0217
Most of my 'to-do list' is almost done! See my reminders~!
But I haven't put my drawings into practice--should do it sooner or later!
Before this I really looking forward to the year 2010.
Hoping it will bring me good luck and wash away all the 'sui-ness'
But it starts with a swollen left leg and 4 bruises on it.
Damn hurt! Still walking kecok-ly, can't walk properly as usual.
Any suggestions to make 'raise my luck'?
Most of my 'to-do list' is almost done! See my reminders~!
But I haven't put my drawings into practice--should do it sooner or later!
Before this I really looking forward to the year 2010.
Hoping it will bring me good luck and wash away all the 'sui-ness'
But it starts with a swollen left leg and 4 bruises on it.
Damn hurt! Still walking kecok-ly, can't walk properly as usual.
Any suggestions to make 'raise my luck'?
- Get lost! -
20 Nov 2009 1807
I CAN'T STAND IT ANYMORE!
Give me milk and cheese!
I want to go back to hospital and hide from STPM!
I can't make it, sorry Maria.
Shit I hate myself!!!!!
No more, there's nothing left but me standing here, bidding my friends goodbye as they head off to their dream university...
FUCK YOU STPM!
GET LOST!
(say whatever you like, I'm fed up)
I CAN'T STAND IT ANYMORE!
Give me milk and cheese!
I want to go back to hospital and hide from STPM!
I can't make it, sorry Maria.
Shit I hate myself!!!!!
No more, there's nothing left but me standing here, bidding my friends goodbye as they head off to their dream university...
FUCK YOU STPM!
GET LOST!
(say whatever you like, I'm fed up)
- listen to whom? -
22 Nov 2009 1126
I'm hating myself.
I don't know what to say.
Part of my heart says:
Hey miao, don't force yourself too much. You're a patient. Patient needs more rest. I need to store up energy so that I'll be at the best to receive treatment. And then I'll heal faster. STPM is not everything. Health is more important. Even if I failed STPM, it doesn't mean that I will fail my entire life! And if you don't rest more you won't have the energy to complete the questions.
Another part of my heart says:
Come on, go study! Stop that lousy thought!!! You're finding excuses for yourself. Everyone will only focus on your result, not your health condition. When you get bad results, people will only say, "Haha pade muko! That's what you'll get if you don't study~!" People won't remember that you're sick at that time. Besides, if you don't study now, it's no use if you got energy because you can't answer the questions. The energy will be wasted when you're only forced to stare at the questions stupidly. And what can you do if you don't study now. You can't have a good job in the future.
So which one should I listen to?
I would like to study, so that I won't be disappointed when result is released.
I don't wanna study, because I don't want to be disappointed to realize that I'm stupid--after studying so much I still fail STPM.
I'm hating myself.
I don't know what to say.
Part of my heart says:
Hey miao, don't force yourself too much. You're a patient. Patient needs more rest. I need to store up energy so that I'll be at the best to receive treatment. And then I'll heal faster. STPM is not everything. Health is more important. Even if I failed STPM, it doesn't mean that I will fail my entire life! And if you don't rest more you won't have the energy to complete the questions.
Another part of my heart says:
Come on, go study! Stop that lousy thought!!! You're finding excuses for yourself. Everyone will only focus on your result, not your health condition. When you get bad results, people will only say, "Haha pade muko! That's what you'll get if you don't study~!" People won't remember that you're sick at that time. Besides, if you don't study now, it's no use if you got energy because you can't answer the questions. The energy will be wasted when you're only forced to stare at the questions stupidly. And what can you do if you don't study now. You can't have a good job in the future.
So which one should I listen to?
I would like to study, so that I won't be disappointed when result is released.
I don't wanna study, because I don't want to be disappointed to realize that I'm stupid--after studying so much I still fail STPM.
- just forget me!!! -
22 Nov 2009 1138
I know, I've been a jerk for a long long time.
I blurted out sour words.
I don't mean it, and somehow beyond my power, the words reached your ears.
You hate me for saying it.
I'm shocked that you know about it. Words killing, man!
Like I said before, I'm not worth it.
Just forget me and move on without me.
I know I've been too frustrated, until irrational thoughts take over me and hurt everybody around me.
You said it's hard to believe me, and I will say that there lies a 'lie' in the word 'believe'.
Honestly I didn't cheat, but I just choose to keep something to myself.
You sure hate me to death if you saw this, and I can't bear to lose you.
I know, it's ironic. I said I can't bear to lose you but I asked you to forget me.
It's true that I can't lose you. and That's why I want you to forget me.
I don't want you to feel hurt because of my leaving.
I don't want you to be sad when anything does happens.
And thus, forget me.
I know, I've been a jerk for a long long time.
I blurted out sour words.
I don't mean it, and somehow beyond my power, the words reached your ears.
You hate me for saying it.
I'm shocked that you know about it. Words killing, man!
Like I said before, I'm not worth it.
Just forget me and move on without me.
I know I've been too frustrated, until irrational thoughts take over me and hurt everybody around me.
You said it's hard to believe me, and I will say that there lies a 'lie' in the word 'believe'.
Honestly I didn't cheat, but I just choose to keep something to myself.
You sure hate me to death if you saw this, and I can't bear to lose you.
I know, it's ironic. I said I can't bear to lose you but I asked you to forget me.
It's true that I can't lose you. and That's why I want you to forget me.
I don't want you to feel hurt because of my leaving.
I don't want you to be sad when anything does happens.
And thus, forget me.
- OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT -
26 Nov 2009 1227
I'm dead.
10.30am 23rd November 2009, right after the examiner said 'Time's up!'
At that very moment, thunder struck my brain.
This is the end of me.
One quarter of the questions were left blank.
And the rest were nonsense.
I just give four sentences for an eight mark question.
Clever huh?
THIS IS THE END OF ME!!!
I'm dead.
10.30am 23rd November 2009, right after the examiner said 'Time's up!'
At that very moment, thunder struck my brain.
This is the end of me.
One quarter of the questions were left blank.
And the rest were nonsense.
I just give four sentences for an eight mark question.
Clever huh?
THIS IS THE END OF ME!!!
Untitled
20 Mar 2009 0054
I realize I'm not the one.
I'm not sensible. I am not serious. I am wasting my time. I don't see your point. I can't get what you mean. I don't seem to detect your expressions. I've made a lot of mistakes.
I thought I know it. When it comes to the particular point, I'm lost again. I answer every serious question with a lame joke. In your conclusion: I'm not the right one.
Maybe that's why the answers that I got hurt me deep into my heart.
No matter how many times the same question was repeated, no matter how many times I give you another chances, I hurt myself again and again.
Current status: ter-Hurt, di-Hurt.
Best song that describe my feelings: Save you-Simple Plan
I realize I'm not the one.
I'm not sensible. I am not serious. I am wasting my time. I don't see your point. I can't get what you mean. I don't seem to detect your expressions. I've made a lot of mistakes.
I thought I know it. When it comes to the particular point, I'm lost again. I answer every serious question with a lame joke. In your conclusion: I'm not the right one.
Maybe that's why the answers that I got hurt me deep into my heart.
No matter how many times the same question was repeated, no matter how many times I give you another chances, I hurt myself again and again.
Current status: ter-Hurt, di-Hurt.
Best song that describe my feelings: Save you-Simple Plan
Pusat Perubatan Universiti Malaya
20 Mar 2009 0103
As you all know, I was admitted to HUSM again.
The geniuses doctors gave me same prescription everyday: anti-nausea, anti-diarrhea and painkillers. After 4 days in HUSM and strong objection from Dr. Foo, I was admitted to Pusat Perubatan Universiti Malaya on 5.3.2009.
Stupiak things happen in PPUM:
In PPUM, doctors take your blood by themselves.
The female doctor tried to insert a branula for me. after 4 times trying, she gave up using small diameter needle and turned to a shocking big size needle. "I'm sorry, I really need your blood, so I'm going to take it from your artery." What the hell. After the 5th attempt, she walked away triumphantly with a bottle full of my fresh blood, telling me:"You got no veins at all!!!"Come on lah doctor, why don't you just admit that you ain't skilled enough?
Almost every doctor who run an ultrasound scan for me asked the same questions:
"How many sex partners do you have?"
"Do you have sex before?"
So one day(11.3.2009) in PPUM, a doctor approached me, telling me to follow her to her office in 10th floor. I realized what she's gonna ask me when I saw 'Gynecology'. She instructed me to lay on a bed and said, "I'm going to ask you a few private questions."
Immediately I told her, "OK, I don't have a sex partner and I'm still a virgin." She was quite shocked and changed her questions to "Do you take alcoholic drinks?", "Do you smoke?" etc. During the scanning she suddenly asked me, "Are you telling me the truth?" I stared at her. Maybe I should use answers provided by Hsieh Yie + me : "My sex partner amount approach infinity, I'm an alcoholic and would you mind if I smoke while you scan?"
CT scan is stupid. I fast for almost 18 hours to prepare for it. When it all ended, I've already fasted for about 19 hours and 45 minutes. The Christian patient in my ward kacau me: "You fast longer than normal puasa." Before the scan, the nurse forced me to drink a cup of weird-lemon mentos-taste liquid. A doctor told me that they will need to insert some medicine through my branula but guess what happened during the scan? I was raised half through the running machine and the student exclaimed: "I belum lagi bubuh ubat lah!" Oh, my God! Maybe just like Lee Nee said, they put the medicine so that my abdominal part can glow and the machine can detect the intestine, and at night I should put on layers of blanket so that I won't emit light out and disturb other patients.
I fasted for another 11 hours for endoscopic test. My branula went crazy in the morning and the intravenous drip didn't went into my vein. I got a swollen right hand and the branula was took off. It's necessary to have a branula on for anesthetic purposes during the test. The nurses kept on ask the doctor who was trying to put a branula on me to move faster as the doctors who suppose to run the test was angry. At last, the doctor gave up and said, "Wait till they saw your hands they won't be angry, you don't really have veins!" Before the test, Dr. Pok came to the rescue. He poked it once and left it there, my mum told me, "Still no blood lar." Slowly, blood oozed out and deep in my heart I solute him. He's the first and only doctor who managed to get my blood in one shot. Most of the nurses warned me that I will feel nausea and maybe vomit(side effects of anesthetic medicine) if I consume food after the test as they saw me collecting food during puasa. To their surprise, I don't have any nausea feeling and sapu the food. Oh ho ho~
I was soooooo proud! Huey Shenn, Pei Rung, Maria, Yin Yu, Juan Jing, Yee Hao, Li Wei, Hui Yi, Derk Jian, Lee Nee, Jia Wen and Chuen Ling visited me! Damn touched man. It's unbelievable to feel that our friendship didn't fade away. Pei Rung made an apple-shape card for me, while others brought Jacobs and fruits for me. Sadly, they brought Yoghurt drinks for me that makes me drooled for the whole day. Luckily this year Jwen din bring chocolate to 'seduce' me. Yin Yu told me this: "Wow Yi Wen, you're the first among us(who know each other since young) to undergo an operation." I replied, "How I wish I'm not the 'lucky' one to experience this!" However, they planned to 'kai kai' at Midvalley which is near PPUM. They purposely wanna make me kaki gatal because I've been in the prison for almost 3 weeks without entertainment. Evil friends. Haha~
That's all for now, more updates coming up.
As you all know, I was admitted to HUSM again.
The geniuses doctors gave me same prescription everyday: anti-nausea, anti-diarrhea and painkillers. After 4 days in HUSM and strong objection from Dr. Foo, I was admitted to Pusat Perubatan Universiti Malaya on 5.3.2009.
Stupiak things happen in PPUM:
In PPUM, doctors take your blood by themselves.
The female doctor tried to insert a branula for me. after 4 times trying, she gave up using small diameter needle and turned to a shocking big size needle. "I'm sorry, I really need your blood, so I'm going to take it from your artery." What the hell. After the 5th attempt, she walked away triumphantly with a bottle full of my fresh blood, telling me:"You got no veins at all!!!"Come on lah doctor, why don't you just admit that you ain't skilled enough?
Almost every doctor who run an ultrasound scan for me asked the same questions:
"How many sex partners do you have?"
"Do you have sex before?"
So one day(11.3.2009) in PPUM, a doctor approached me, telling me to follow her to her office in 10th floor. I realized what she's gonna ask me when I saw 'Gynecology'. She instructed me to lay on a bed and said, "I'm going to ask you a few private questions."
Immediately I told her, "OK, I don't have a sex partner and I'm still a virgin." She was quite shocked and changed her questions to "Do you take alcoholic drinks?", "Do you smoke?" etc. During the scanning she suddenly asked me, "Are you telling me the truth?" I stared at her. Maybe I should use answers provided by Hsieh Yie + me : "My sex partner amount approach infinity, I'm an alcoholic and would you mind if I smoke while you scan?"
CT scan is stupid. I fast for almost 18 hours to prepare for it. When it all ended, I've already fasted for about 19 hours and 45 minutes. The Christian patient in my ward kacau me: "You fast longer than normal puasa." Before the scan, the nurse forced me to drink a cup of weird-lemon mentos-taste liquid. A doctor told me that they will need to insert some medicine through my branula but guess what happened during the scan? I was raised half through the running machine and the student exclaimed: "I belum lagi bubuh ubat lah!" Oh, my God! Maybe just like Lee Nee said, they put the medicine so that my abdominal part can glow and the machine can detect the intestine, and at night I should put on layers of blanket so that I won't emit light out and disturb other patients.
I fasted for another 11 hours for endoscopic test. My branula went crazy in the morning and the intravenous drip didn't went into my vein. I got a swollen right hand and the branula was took off. It's necessary to have a branula on for anesthetic purposes during the test. The nurses kept on ask the doctor who was trying to put a branula on me to move faster as the doctors who suppose to run the test was angry. At last, the doctor gave up and said, "Wait till they saw your hands they won't be angry, you don't really have veins!" Before the test, Dr. Pok came to the rescue. He poked it once and left it there, my mum told me, "Still no blood lar." Slowly, blood oozed out and deep in my heart I solute him. He's the first and only doctor who managed to get my blood in one shot. Most of the nurses warned me that I will feel nausea and maybe vomit(side effects of anesthetic medicine) if I consume food after the test as they saw me collecting food during puasa. To their surprise, I don't have any nausea feeling and sapu the food. Oh ho ho~
I was soooooo proud! Huey Shenn, Pei Rung, Maria, Yin Yu, Juan Jing, Yee Hao, Li Wei, Hui Yi, Derk Jian, Lee Nee, Jia Wen and Chuen Ling visited me! Damn touched man. It's unbelievable to feel that our friendship didn't fade away. Pei Rung made an apple-shape card for me, while others brought Jacobs and fruits for me. Sadly, they brought Yoghurt drinks for me that makes me drooled for the whole day. Luckily this year Jwen din bring chocolate to 'seduce' me. Yin Yu told me this: "Wow Yi Wen, you're the first among us(who know each other since young) to undergo an operation." I replied, "How I wish I'm not the 'lucky' one to experience this!" However, they planned to 'kai kai' at Midvalley which is near PPUM. They purposely wanna make me kaki gatal because I've been in the prison for almost 3 weeks without entertainment. Evil friends. Haha~
That's all for now, more updates coming up.
Cham la Cham la~!
29 Mar 2009 1537
Now I'm at Tang Yang's house, waiting for the IKLAN rehearsal for the coming Pesta Bahasa.
FYI, Form Six students are now involved in Pesta Bahasa. We're suppose to give a 'drama'-kind advertisement.
Before further explanation for the 'advertisement', I need a super outburst.
SEORANG PENCIBAI YANG MENCIBAIKAN SERING BERCIBAI-CIBAI UNTUK MENUNJUKKAN KECIBAIAN SUPAYA MENJADI ORANG YANG TERCIBAI
This is the latest quote that Jun Tat, OXOX OXOX and I invented.
Actually I should have sit down anywhere but not here, doing revision or cracking the stupid Maths T1 code of function or blah blah blah.
But due to some selfish persons in class, I was forced to enter this competition.
Summary of my homework of each subjects:
MATHS T1:
I'm totally lost in the graphs! Loitering among the coordinates of functions, and the algebraics blurring my sight, I can say that Maths T1 is a total disaster for a stupid me. I cannot understand what language the teachers are talking about. I'm sure that I will fail the coming test.
MATHS 2:
cos x + sin x = WHAT THE HELL! These formulas are driving me crazy! I waited for answers during tuitions. Not that I was lazy to try the questions, but I REALLY don't understand what the question's about and how to do it. In conclusion, my Maths is hopeless and that's the end of me.
PHYSICS:
I was 3 chapters behind! I can't follow up. Good thing that Mr. Lim is a patient teacher. He repeats the lessons if we ask and explains everything in details. Anyway, the Qq in the point charges causes headaches.
CHEMISTRY:
Why is everything must be connected to the electric? Electric potentials in physic and chemistry are very confusing. I must kill myself before the exam.
CONCLUSION: BETTER KILL MYSELF BEFORE THE EXAM QUESTIONS DAMAGE MY BRAIN CELLS. Ooops! I don't even have brain!
Now I'm at Tang Yang's house, waiting for the IKLAN rehearsal for the coming Pesta Bahasa.
FYI, Form Six students are now involved in Pesta Bahasa. We're suppose to give a 'drama'-kind advertisement.
Before further explanation for the 'advertisement', I need a super outburst.
SEORANG PENCIBAI YANG MENCIBAIKAN SERING BERCIBAI-CIBAI UNTUK MENUNJUKKAN KECIBAIAN SUPAYA MENJADI ORANG YANG TERCIBAI
This is the latest quote that Jun Tat, OXOX OXOX and I invented.
Actually I should have sit down anywhere but not here, doing revision or cracking the stupid Maths T1 code of function or blah blah blah.
But due to some selfish persons in class, I was forced to enter this competition.
Summary of my homework of each subjects:
MATHS T1:
I'm totally lost in the graphs! Loitering among the coordinates of functions, and the algebraics blurring my sight, I can say that Maths T1 is a total disaster for a stupid me. I cannot understand what language the teachers are talking about. I'm sure that I will fail the coming test.
MATHS 2:
cos x + sin x = WHAT THE HELL! These formulas are driving me crazy! I waited for answers during tuitions. Not that I was lazy to try the questions, but I REALLY don't understand what the question's about and how to do it. In conclusion, my Maths is hopeless and that's the end of me.
PHYSICS:
I was 3 chapters behind! I can't follow up. Good thing that Mr. Lim is a patient teacher. He repeats the lessons if we ask and explains everything in details. Anyway, the Qq in the point charges causes headaches.
CHEMISTRY:
Why is everything must be connected to the electric? Electric potentials in physic and chemistry are very confusing. I must kill myself before the exam.
CONCLUSION: BETTER KILL MYSELF BEFORE THE EXAM QUESTIONS DAMAGE MY BRAIN CELLS. Ooops! I don't even have brain!
- Happy Birthday!!! -
3 Jul 2009 2337
2 days ago was Zhen Jee's birthday.
As a really united class, we all have a party at McDonalds to celebrate ZJ and Pooi Khiam's birthday(2/7) together.
We went to there straight after tuition and unfortunately, I parked near the market, which can be considered quite far away from McDonalds.
Hsieh Yie asked me to buy a prepaid card for her, and I started my 'marvellous plan'.
I went to the 7-11 across the road for the prepaid card, and aimed for a very very QIAO plus pink bear bear at Parkway.
As I ran up the staircase, my car key dropped and I was spotted by Qian Qian, Pei Chin and Wei Qian who pass by the shop.
I was forced to tell them my plan and as Hsieh Yie called me, I told her that I was in Qian Qian car...sorry daddy~
After that Qian Qian and I ran towards my car to keep that bear bear so that no one will notice us from McDonalds.
I hid the bear bear under the seat where ZJ usually sit and both of us went back to McD.
I expect ZJ to find out that bear bear but instead of picking it up, she sat on that present.
She noticed that present after a few hints from Khang Siang and I.
Weih ZJ,
Don't say I'm bad ar~See? Me good onot?
As for me, I'm quite touched to see ZJ and Pooi Khiam celebrating their birthday happily. It's a blessing to have a bunch of friends to celebrate birthday with a healthy body and receive wishes. Such opportunity doesn't come everytime. I never expect that I will 'celebrate' my birthday with doctors and nurses and branula on my left hand. Presents for that particular day was 2 X-rays and 4 ultrasound scans from USM and "you're having an operation tomorrow, so no food or drinks allowed. You may rinse your mouth but drinking is strictly prohibited." And guess what, I ate almost nothing for about a week. SMS change from 'happy birthday' to 'get well soon'.
Oh, yes!
Before I forget...
Happy Belated Birthday!!!
2 days ago was Zhen Jee's birthday.
As a really united class, we all have a party at McDonalds to celebrate ZJ and Pooi Khiam's birthday(2/7) together.
We went to there straight after tuition and unfortunately, I parked near the market, which can be considered quite far away from McDonalds.
Hsieh Yie asked me to buy a prepaid card for her, and I started my 'marvellous plan'.
I went to the 7-11 across the road for the prepaid card, and aimed for a very very QIAO plus pink bear bear at Parkway.
As I ran up the staircase, my car key dropped and I was spotted by Qian Qian, Pei Chin and Wei Qian who pass by the shop.
I was forced to tell them my plan and as Hsieh Yie called me, I told her that I was in Qian Qian car...sorry daddy~
After that Qian Qian and I ran towards my car to keep that bear bear so that no one will notice us from McDonalds.
I hid the bear bear under the seat where ZJ usually sit and both of us went back to McD.
I expect ZJ to find out that bear bear but instead of picking it up, she sat on that present.
She noticed that present after a few hints from Khang Siang and I.
Weih ZJ,
Don't say I'm bad ar~See? Me good onot?
As for me, I'm quite touched to see ZJ and Pooi Khiam celebrating their birthday happily. It's a blessing to have a bunch of friends to celebrate birthday with a healthy body and receive wishes. Such opportunity doesn't come everytime. I never expect that I will 'celebrate' my birthday with doctors and nurses and branula on my left hand. Presents for that particular day was 2 X-rays and 4 ultrasound scans from USM and "you're having an operation tomorrow, so no food or drinks allowed. You may rinse your mouth but drinking is strictly prohibited." And guess what, I ate almost nothing for about a week. SMS change from 'happy birthday' to 'get well soon'.
Oh, yes!
Before I forget...
Happy Belated Birthday!!!
- 18 SX -
9 Jul 2009 2150
18 SX.
DO NOT SCROLL DOWN IF YOU'RE UNDER EIGHTEEN!
Recently due to Song See's introduction, we discover one of the Asian Geographic magazine Iin library contains a lot of male private parts photo and have a detail passage about the 'male private part myth' in many country.
Of course, there are a lot of artistic picture(NOT real pic of private part) shown in the magazine. Most of it are replica of that thing, and some are displayed as candle or paintings.
Most of us are quite excited to share the photos among our classmates. I would like to clarify that none of the picture was about the real thing, but it's merely paintings or statue, so our minds are remain PURE.
Here comes the funny part:
The second page of the article is a enlarged picture of the thing of a statue. And guess what Yong did with it?
That particular moment I was bending down to pick up my ruler. (Situation: We were sitting at the same table in the library). I know what happen as Yong demonstrated his act for second time.
He closed the magazine but with one finger tucked in that page and approached Hsieh Yie with that magazine covering his groin part.
He suddenly opened that page to cover his part, and exclaimed, "YOU SEE!!!"
Hsieh Yie was so shocked(maybe she thought Yong really show her his 'bro') that she threw anything she could get hold of to get rid of Yong, in fact, it's the picture of a statue's part.
And of course, we laughed madly.
Yong was damn 'creative' to think of this way to kenak Hsieh Yie.
I've asked the permission of Yong to write his stupid act. He 'luluskan' my 'permohonan' but the only condition is to display his name as Yong, instead of 'X Yong'.
Frankly speaking, that's a quite interesting article.
18 SX.
DO NOT SCROLL DOWN IF YOU'RE UNDER EIGHTEEN!
Recently due to Song See's introduction, we discover one of the Asian Geographic magazine Iin library contains a lot of male private parts photo and have a detail passage about the 'male private part myth' in many country.
Of course, there are a lot of artistic picture(NOT real pic of private part) shown in the magazine. Most of it are replica of that thing, and some are displayed as candle or paintings.
Most of us are quite excited to share the photos among our classmates. I would like to clarify that none of the picture was about the real thing, but it's merely paintings or statue, so our minds are remain PURE.
Here comes the funny part:
The second page of the article is a enlarged picture of the thing of a statue. And guess what Yong did with it?
That particular moment I was bending down to pick up my ruler. (Situation: We were sitting at the same table in the library). I know what happen as Yong demonstrated his act for second time.
He closed the magazine but with one finger tucked in that page and approached Hsieh Yie with that magazine covering his groin part.
He suddenly opened that page to cover his part, and exclaimed, "YOU SEE!!!"
Hsieh Yie was so shocked(maybe she thought Yong really show her his 'bro') that she threw anything she could get hold of to get rid of Yong, in fact, it's the picture of a statue's part.
And of course, we laughed madly.
Yong was damn 'creative' to think of this way to kenak Hsieh Yie.
I've asked the permission of Yong to write his stupid act. He 'luluskan' my 'permohonan' but the only condition is to display his name as Yong, instead of 'X Yong'.
Frankly speaking, that's a quite interesting article.
- Wanna fight me ar? -
9 Jul 2009 2231
This Sunday, I was arranged to duty at 2D and 2J.
I saw a boy was slapping his friend's shoulder and he didn't stop it although the slapping sounds are scary.
I thought he was some sort of fighting and thus I pulled him away and asked him, "What are you doing?"
He claimed that he was playing with his friend. Later during the pengumuman pagi, I asked him to keep quiet and he said, "I'm gonna hit you, I'm sure gonna hit you." As he said that he forced himself to make a scary eyesight(unfortunately, it wasn't scary at all!)
A Malay teacher passed by.
Teacher: Apa bising-bising nih?
Me: (without thinking)Cikgu dia mau cabar saya.
Form 2 boy: Ya cikgu, saya mau cabar dia.
Teacher: Apa sebab?
Form 2 boy: Sebab dia de-be.
As the teacher walked away, he said it again: "You hear me? I'm gonna hit you."
I was so amused, I looked at him and he's damn mad.
After that I wrote his name and other prefects tell me that he entered the national Wushu competition a few times and he's the son of a principal.
Haha. He's so naive. Why he wanna hit me? Wanna fight with me ar? I was thinking like 'Hit me lar, see who die first', but he's still a fourteen, he's an infant to me.
He showed me his immaturity and his urge to pull down his father's face.
Zhen Jee have the same situation too.
According to other prefect, the guy she confronted likes to beat people up and it's good that I pulled her away at that time.
Hsieh Yie and I swore that if that guy did touch any of us, he would be digging his own grave.
I realize that it's a good thing to learn Karate. I ain't afraid of you, but I swear I'll never use my Karate skills on any of the pupils. That'll only degrade me.
Kids, please grow up. And don't you dare to threaten us.
Don't mess with the Physics prefect.
This Sunday, I was arranged to duty at 2D and 2J.
I saw a boy was slapping his friend's shoulder and he didn't stop it although the slapping sounds are scary.
I thought he was some sort of fighting and thus I pulled him away and asked him, "What are you doing?"
He claimed that he was playing with his friend. Later during the pengumuman pagi, I asked him to keep quiet and he said, "I'm gonna hit you, I'm sure gonna hit you." As he said that he forced himself to make a scary eyesight(unfortunately, it wasn't scary at all!)
A Malay teacher passed by.
Teacher: Apa bising-bising nih?
Me: (without thinking)Cikgu dia mau cabar saya.
Form 2 boy: Ya cikgu, saya mau cabar dia.
Teacher: Apa sebab?
Form 2 boy: Sebab dia de-be.
As the teacher walked away, he said it again: "You hear me? I'm gonna hit you."
I was so amused, I looked at him and he's damn mad.
After that I wrote his name and other prefects tell me that he entered the national Wushu competition a few times and he's the son of a principal.
Haha. He's so naive. Why he wanna hit me? Wanna fight with me ar? I was thinking like 'Hit me lar, see who die first', but he's still a fourteen, he's an infant to me.
He showed me his immaturity and his urge to pull down his father's face.
Zhen Jee have the same situation too.
According to other prefect, the guy she confronted likes to beat people up and it's good that I pulled her away at that time.
Hsieh Yie and I swore that if that guy did touch any of us, he would be digging his own grave.
I realize that it's a good thing to learn Karate. I ain't afraid of you, but I swear I'll never use my Karate skills on any of the pupils. That'll only degrade me.
Kids, please grow up. And don't you dare to threaten us.
Don't mess with the Physics prefect.
- Super prefect -
12 Jul 2009 2221
Today was my turn to go for duty at canteen.
However our beloved, super responsible Ms. Lee XX didn't let me out.
This is how it happens:
Maybe, I mean, most probably she had such temper was because she asked us some relationship between function and inverse function. None of us responded and she exploded by commanding us to stand up like primary school pupils.
When it's time for me to go for my recess, I approached her, who was discussing our test paper, and asked her very politely, "Teacher, may I go for my duty now?"
She stared at me kinda fiercely and said, "You got full marks already ar?"
Honestly, no for this question.
And she continued, "And you still want to go for recess ar? Go back!"
After that question, Yu Kok Keong approached her and asked for her permission to go for recess.
She repeated her previous answer but Kok Keong tried to convince her by saying ,"I need to go for duty now."
"If you think that duty is so important then you can get out now, but I don't want to see you in my class anymore!"
Kok Keong is kinda frustrated and frowned for the very first time.
This is really new to us as he never change his face expression, that is, no expression at all.
RECENT EVENT:
She distributed our test paper a few days ago. As time was limited, she wanted us to take from her at her room. She pinched everyone who taken their test papers due to 'stupid and careless mistakes you've made'.
I went to her room with others. She asked me to point out my mistakes and the correct way to write it. As I did so, she pinched me hardly on my stomach, while saying, "Now you know how to say, then why you don't write so during exam?"
I'm kinda sensitive towards any touch on my stomach since my operation. Thus after the first pinch I said(as I stretched out my hand), "You can pinch my arm, I've got operation before and my stomach will hurt, so pinch my arm."
To my surprise, she replied, "I don't care!" and proceed to pinch me again on the same spot.
She keep on pinching me and I started to stand further and further away until she pulled my shirt to keep me standing near her.
It's weird. I didn't pulled my face down. In fact, I was laughing with Yin Ting as she tried to pinch me.
I got blue blacks on my stomach after that. Agnes have bruises along her arm. Most of us have blue blacks and we tend to compare it.
Outcome:
1. You'll not get pinched if and only if you get full marks in T1 exam, which is impossible for us to make it.
2. Prefects no need to eat. Prefects must get full marks so that prefects can go for recess. Therefore, I should start wearing my bra outside my shirt to be a superprefect.(superman wear underwear outside mar~)
3. Duty is bullshit.
4. T1 is the ultimate subject.
Today was my turn to go for duty at canteen.
However our beloved, super responsible Ms. Lee XX didn't let me out.
This is how it happens:
Maybe, I mean, most probably she had such temper was because she asked us some relationship between function and inverse function. None of us responded and she exploded by commanding us to stand up like primary school pupils.
When it's time for me to go for my recess, I approached her, who was discussing our test paper, and asked her very politely, "Teacher, may I go for my duty now?"
She stared at me kinda fiercely and said, "You got full marks already ar?"
Honestly, no for this question.
And she continued, "And you still want to go for recess ar? Go back!"
After that question, Yu Kok Keong approached her and asked for her permission to go for recess.
She repeated her previous answer but Kok Keong tried to convince her by saying ,"I need to go for duty now."
"If you think that duty is so important then you can get out now, but I don't want to see you in my class anymore!"
Kok Keong is kinda frustrated and frowned for the very first time.
This is really new to us as he never change his face expression, that is, no expression at all.
RECENT EVENT:
She distributed our test paper a few days ago. As time was limited, she wanted us to take from her at her room. She pinched everyone who taken their test papers due to 'stupid and careless mistakes you've made'.
I went to her room with others. She asked me to point out my mistakes and the correct way to write it. As I did so, she pinched me hardly on my stomach, while saying, "Now you know how to say, then why you don't write so during exam?"
I'm kinda sensitive towards any touch on my stomach since my operation. Thus after the first pinch I said(as I stretched out my hand), "You can pinch my arm, I've got operation before and my stomach will hurt, so pinch my arm."
To my surprise, she replied, "I don't care!" and proceed to pinch me again on the same spot.
She keep on pinching me and I started to stand further and further away until she pulled my shirt to keep me standing near her.
It's weird. I didn't pulled my face down. In fact, I was laughing with Yin Ting as she tried to pinch me.
I got blue blacks on my stomach after that. Agnes have bruises along her arm. Most of us have blue blacks and we tend to compare it.
Outcome:
1. You'll not get pinched if and only if you get full marks in T1 exam, which is impossible for us to make it.
2. Prefects no need to eat. Prefects must get full marks so that prefects can go for recess. Therefore, I should start wearing my bra outside my shirt to be a superprefect.(superman wear underwear outside mar~)
3. Duty is bullshit.
4. T1 is the ultimate subject.
- MUET, again and again -
17 Jul 2009 1151
Somehow I was kinda confused.
As I told you all before, MUET result was revealed a few days ago.
I can see some unhappy faces, telling me that: "Shit! Band 4 AGAIN!!! I thought I'm gonna Band 5 this time."
A quote from Khang Siang after he received his MUET result: SIENZ NUH!!!
I start to think: Is it my fault?
I use English in my blog. To be exact, I use rojak in my blog. My grammar sucks, I know. Sometimes I require your help to correct my idiotic grammatical mistake. My vocabulary is damn limited, until I use the same words over and over again.
Maybe that's why many of us tend to conclude that: Oh! Such sucking English power also can get Band 5 ar? Maybe last time I just get Band 4(or Band 3) is due to lack of praying or luck or ...(fill in whatever word that you like)
I start to feel that many people are getting more and more frustrated: "If miao can get Band 5 la hor, then I should get Band 5 or Band 6, coz you look at her blog, her grammatical mistakes can kill my eyes easily."
I admit that I've made a lot of mistakes in writing my blog. Sometimes I naik miang and look back at older posts, I will find tonnes of mistakes. (I was reluctant to correct the mistakes, lazy)
However, I would like to clarify that by the meaning of mistakes, I don't think I've used inappropriate words in typing. That's because I don't use bombastic vocab.
Misusage of vocab is humiliating and misguiding.
I've asked someone(whose name appeared too many times until she protested 'that's your blog, don't always use my name ok?'): Eh my English good meh? Why you all keep asking me how to get Band 5?"
She replied, ''No ark."(Oh, damn proud!)
I admit I was damn good luck during that time, but my blogposts ain't model essays. So read it for the sake of fun, and NOT for the sake of finding a 'kayu ukur' for MUET result.
PERSONAL THOUGHTS:
1. Erm, I think I'm a quite good vulgarities user. If wanna learn them can read through the blog and you'll find some very useful 'words'.
2. Maybe you'll think that I was trying to show off, but it really confusing for a brainless miao.
3. Haha Khang Siang you said I can laugh at your MUET Band 4 two times right? I just did it, again. Don't perasan ar~
4. Shit this MUET 2009 suppose to be none of my business, but I seemed to be contribute my 'nervousness' for others.
5. Even though everybody vote for 'superprefects should wear bra outside', I would certainly not wear my bra outside so that the pupils will afraid of me.(But if I really do so they will also afraid la: 'Yer look at that prefect, she's going nuts! Let's run for our lives!!!')
Somehow I was kinda confused.
As I told you all before, MUET result was revealed a few days ago.
I can see some unhappy faces, telling me that: "Shit! Band 4 AGAIN!!! I thought I'm gonna Band 5 this time."
A quote from Khang Siang after he received his MUET result: SIENZ NUH!!!
I start to think: Is it my fault?
I use English in my blog. To be exact, I use rojak in my blog. My grammar sucks, I know. Sometimes I require your help to correct my idiotic grammatical mistake. My vocabulary is damn limited, until I use the same words over and over again.
Maybe that's why many of us tend to conclude that: Oh! Such sucking English power also can get Band 5 ar? Maybe last time I just get Band 4(or Band 3) is due to lack of praying or luck or ...(fill in whatever word that you like)
I start to feel that many people are getting more and more frustrated: "If miao can get Band 5 la hor, then I should get Band 5 or Band 6, coz you look at her blog, her grammatical mistakes can kill my eyes easily."
I admit that I've made a lot of mistakes in writing my blog. Sometimes I naik miang and look back at older posts, I will find tonnes of mistakes. (I was reluctant to correct the mistakes, lazy)
However, I would like to clarify that by the meaning of mistakes, I don't think I've used inappropriate words in typing. That's because I don't use bombastic vocab.
Misusage of vocab is humiliating and misguiding.
I've asked someone(whose name appeared too many times until she protested 'that's your blog, don't always use my name ok?'): Eh my English good meh? Why you all keep asking me how to get Band 5?"
She replied, ''No ark."(Oh, damn proud!)
I admit I was damn good luck during that time, but my blogposts ain't model essays. So read it for the sake of fun, and NOT for the sake of finding a 'kayu ukur' for MUET result.
PERSONAL THOUGHTS:
1. Erm, I think I'm a quite good vulgarities user. If wanna learn them can read through the blog and you'll find some very useful 'words'.
2. Maybe you'll think that I was trying to show off, but it really confusing for a brainless miao.
3. Haha Khang Siang you said I can laugh at your MUET Band 4 two times right? I just did it, again. Don't perasan ar~
4. Shit this MUET 2009 suppose to be none of my business, but I seemed to be contribute my 'nervousness' for others.
5. Even though everybody vote for 'superprefects should wear bra outside', I would certainly not wear my bra outside so that the pupils will afraid of me.(But if I really do so they will also afraid la: 'Yer look at that prefect, she's going nuts! Let's run for our lives!!!')
- Ribena -
17 Jul 2009 1812
Just now I went to Physics tuition with a bottle of Ribena.
I brought an extra bottle to share among us but ZJ brought her glucose, so she rejected my Ribena.
During the tuition, Chia Hui asked me: Is that Ribena?
I answered her:(Very excited tone) Yalor it's Ribena, you want some?
Chia Hui: Haha, how old are you already still drink Ribena ar?
My mood dropped from excited state to ground state, like an electron.
I replied, "ZJ worse lok, drink glucose, like a patient.
Chia Hui: Then I'm like old people--I drink plain water.
Just now I went to Physics tuition with a bottle of Ribena.
I brought an extra bottle to share among us but ZJ brought her glucose, so she rejected my Ribena.
During the tuition, Chia Hui asked me: Is that Ribena?
I answered her:(Very excited tone) Yalor it's Ribena, you want some?
Chia Hui: Haha, how old are you already still drink Ribena ar?
My mood dropped from excited state to ground state, like an electron.
I replied, "ZJ worse lok, drink glucose, like a patient.
Chia Hui: Then I'm like old people--I drink plain water.
- Locus P is also a circle -
22 Jul 2009 1844
If Q moves on a circle with centre (1, 1) and radius 3, show that the locus of P is also a circle. Find the coordinates of the centre and radius of the circle.
So what's the conclusion for the answer?
My answer: The equation of locus P is also an equation of a circle. Therefore locus P is a circle with centre (-1/7, -1/7) and radius 3/7 unit.
Answer: Therefore, locus of P is also a circle.
I didn't write this line in my answer on the board.
None of us can give the correct answer to Ms. Lee.
"So you cannot answer me. How many times did I tell you that you need to write the conclusion exactly according to the questions. I want you to write this one hundred times!"
The same expression on our faces: shocked, disbelief--imagine how long it takes and how many paper to be wasted and how much pen ink to be 'contributed' on this useless project?
At first we tried to write only the conclusion, as the whole answer for that question is damn long(14 lines for my case).
Kok Yong asked Ms. Lee and the final decision she made was "rewrite the whole answer 100 times!"
Wow this was like a thunder struck on my brain, and my hands as well.
I start to write non-stop(except that I went to eat during recess) since 8.55am and guess what time did I finish it? About 1.15pm!
We started our punishment quite well and full of 'passion', but after a few hours, our handwriting change from neat to a little bit artistic, and proceed to doctor's handwriting and my 100th correction is totally a masterpiece from Picasso!
I wrote with my brain for the first 10++ questions, and it became a reflex action for my hand to write without thinking and my brain was FRIED!!!
I seriously think that we've pitchar-ed (gone nuts)due to the endless writings of the same formula and same number. See the example below:
>>Zhen Jee wrote on our black board: U6SP fellow students, gambate!
>>Keng Sheng added: pade muka!
>>Our hopeless screamings and ngepeks.
>>Kok Yong suddenly jumped on his feet and shouted: "I'm a doctor now!"
>>Endless curses and blames...
Blah, blah, blah...etc.etc(add on anything you think is insane, we just simply did it)
We begged Maths T2 teacher and Chemistry teacher to let us complete our 'mission impossible'. And they generously donated their periods for us.
Mr. Ng: It must be you all have do something wrong. It must be your fault!
U6SP: NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! We did nothing wrong! She purposely want to waste our papers and pen ink eh sir.
Mr. Ng: What?! You're wasting my time!
U6SP: Not us eh sir. Sir go report leh, complain her!
Mr. Ng: ...(A brief silence)Don't want lah!
There are a few assumptions made due to our 'unluckiness'.
Reason 1: Today is fullmoon.
Reason 2: It's that 'period' of the month.
For me, my personal reason is: Today is the day where the only full solar eclipse occured in 500 years!
For the chemistry tuition in the afternoon, 'write 100 times ....(fill in the blanks with the words you like)' had became our new, most widely use phrase:
"Yinting, write 100 times 'I won't sleep during the class.' "
"Miao, write 100 times 'I won't be late anymore.' "
"Write 100 times...."
Conclusion for this post(if I left out this maybe kena pulok 100 times):
MADNESS, MEME MADNESS!
If Q moves on a circle with centre (1, 1) and radius 3, show that the locus of P is also a circle. Find the coordinates of the centre and radius of the circle.
So what's the conclusion for the answer?
My answer: The equation of locus P is also an equation of a circle. Therefore locus P is a circle with centre (-1/7, -1/7) and radius 3/7 unit.
Answer: Therefore, locus of P is also a circle.
I didn't write this line in my answer on the board.
None of us can give the correct answer to Ms. Lee.
"So you cannot answer me. How many times did I tell you that you need to write the conclusion exactly according to the questions. I want you to write this one hundred times!"
The same expression on our faces: shocked, disbelief--imagine how long it takes and how many paper to be wasted and how much pen ink to be 'contributed' on this useless project?
At first we tried to write only the conclusion, as the whole answer for that question is damn long(14 lines for my case).
Kok Yong asked Ms. Lee and the final decision she made was "rewrite the whole answer 100 times!"
Wow this was like a thunder struck on my brain, and my hands as well.
I start to write non-stop(except that I went to eat during recess) since 8.55am and guess what time did I finish it? About 1.15pm!
We started our punishment quite well and full of 'passion', but after a few hours, our handwriting change from neat to a little bit artistic, and proceed to doctor's handwriting and my 100th correction is totally a masterpiece from Picasso!
I wrote with my brain for the first 10++ questions, and it became a reflex action for my hand to write without thinking and my brain was FRIED!!!
I seriously think that we've pitchar-ed (gone nuts)due to the endless writings of the same formula and same number. See the example below:
>>Zhen Jee wrote on our black board: U6SP fellow students, gambate!
>>Keng Sheng added: pade muka!
>>Our hopeless screamings and ngepeks.
>>Kok Yong suddenly jumped on his feet and shouted: "I'm a doctor now!"
>>Endless curses and blames...
Blah, blah, blah...etc.etc(add on anything you think is insane, we just simply did it)
We begged Maths T2 teacher and Chemistry teacher to let us complete our 'mission impossible'. And they generously donated their periods for us.
Mr. Ng: It must be you all have do something wrong. It must be your fault!
U6SP: NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! We did nothing wrong! She purposely want to waste our papers and pen ink eh sir.
Mr. Ng: What?! You're wasting my time!
U6SP: Not us eh sir. Sir go report leh, complain her!
Mr. Ng: ...(A brief silence)Don't want lah!
There are a few assumptions made due to our 'unluckiness'.
Reason 1: Today is fullmoon.
Reason 2: It's that 'period' of the month.
For me, my personal reason is: Today is the day where the only full solar eclipse occured in 500 years!
For the chemistry tuition in the afternoon, 'write 100 times ....(fill in the blanks with the words you like)' had became our new, most widely use phrase:
"Yinting, write 100 times 'I won't sleep during the class.' "
"Miao, write 100 times 'I won't be late anymore.' "
"Write 100 times...."
Conclusion for this post(if I left out this maybe kena pulok 100 times):
MADNESS, MEME MADNESS!
- ' I'm the chief marker ' -
23 Jul 2009 1522
Ms. Lee entered our class. She spoke in mandarin today.
Foo Say Soon, come out and count from 1 to 100.
(This is because most of them purposely left out a few corrections, for example, Say Soon left out 27 questions, but the number of correction written is 100)
Say Soon was reluctant to count. She pitchar-ed and asked him to count the corrections he had made. As Say Soon was short of 27 corrections, he was 'forced' to do another 54 corrections. Tiam Cai was short of 47 corrections, and he needed to do another 94 corrections.
Ms. Lee was damn mad--"Are you trying to make fun of me?"
Oh yes, I forgot to tell you the reason she spoke in mandarin--"Answer me. How many corrections I told you to do? Yesterday I speak in English you didn't listen. Today I speak in Mandarin, don't tell me that you can't understand Mandarin?!"
Khang Siang was so pity. As he went back early yesterday, he didn't hand up the corrections. Since Ms. Lee wanted us to pass it up by yesterday, Khang Siang need to do another 100 corrections.
I tried to help by imitating his handwriting but gave up very soon as everybody said my handwriting was different. When poor Khang Siang finally finished the 100 corrections, I can see his hands were shaking.
She showed us the evil and darkness of Maths T1.
Tiam Cai did a mistake on the black board. The answer suppose to be maximum point and minimum point but he wrote concave upwards and concave downwards.
She showed us her anger:
'You think the examiner will give you extra marks because of the bombastic words you use ar?'
And then she showed off:
'I've been marking this paper for more than ten years.'
'I am the chief marker of Maths T1 paper.'
'There are people under me who consult me when marking the paper.'
We're kisiao-ed.
We're pitchar-ing.
So, may God bless me and save my ass.
OTHERS:
Today we discussed about 'Sains' during PA period. Suddenly I heard Mr. Yean said,"...R&D is stupid!"
But the next second I realised something, "R&D is too big, it's too general..."
Ms. Lee entered our class. She spoke in mandarin today.
Foo Say Soon, come out and count from 1 to 100.
(This is because most of them purposely left out a few corrections, for example, Say Soon left out 27 questions, but the number of correction written is 100)
Say Soon was reluctant to count. She pitchar-ed and asked him to count the corrections he had made. As Say Soon was short of 27 corrections, he was 'forced' to do another 54 corrections. Tiam Cai was short of 47 corrections, and he needed to do another 94 corrections.
Ms. Lee was damn mad--"Are you trying to make fun of me?"
Oh yes, I forgot to tell you the reason she spoke in mandarin--"Answer me. How many corrections I told you to do? Yesterday I speak in English you didn't listen. Today I speak in Mandarin, don't tell me that you can't understand Mandarin?!"
Khang Siang was so pity. As he went back early yesterday, he didn't hand up the corrections. Since Ms. Lee wanted us to pass it up by yesterday, Khang Siang need to do another 100 corrections.
I tried to help by imitating his handwriting but gave up very soon as everybody said my handwriting was different. When poor Khang Siang finally finished the 100 corrections, I can see his hands were shaking.
She showed us the evil and darkness of Maths T1.
Tiam Cai did a mistake on the black board. The answer suppose to be maximum point and minimum point but he wrote concave upwards and concave downwards.
She showed us her anger:
'You think the examiner will give you extra marks because of the bombastic words you use ar?'
And then she showed off:
'I've been marking this paper for more than ten years.'
'I am the chief marker of Maths T1 paper.'
'There are people under me who consult me when marking the paper.'
We're kisiao-ed.
We're pitchar-ing.
So, may God bless me and save my ass.
OTHERS:
Today we discussed about 'Sains' during PA period. Suddenly I heard Mr. Yean said,"...R&D is stupid!"
But the next second I realised something, "R&D is too big, it's too general..."
- copy 'X' times -
27 Jul 2009 2153
Due to the recent 'write 100 times' event, not only me, almost all of us can clearly feel that our teachers tend to get influenced.
The 'copy copy sindrome' provided our beloved sirs new ideas:
SCENE 1:
(After copying some of the physic questions under his dictation)
"Come on, please lah, did you do your homework?"
...(Silence among us as we feel so guilty)
"Eh Eh cannot nih like this! I think I must ask you all to copy this questions 500 times."
"500 times?! That day only 100 times. Sir where can like this one!!!"
(seems like Mr. Lim enjoys kacau-ing us)
SCENE 2:
(After distributing some chemistry question sheets)
"Faster do this exercise. I want to discuss it after this."
We didn't answer as we're busy doing other homework.
"I think I better ask you all to copy it 100 times. If not you don't do my homework."
"NOOOOOOO!!!!!!"
To be honest, we're entertained.
Anyway, I hope that this 'copy X times syndrome' will remain a ONCE-in-a-lifetime-experience.
After all, 'Good thing' happens once, right?
Due to the recent 'write 100 times' event, not only me, almost all of us can clearly feel that our teachers tend to get influenced.
The 'copy copy sindrome' provided our beloved sirs new ideas:
SCENE 1:
(After copying some of the physic questions under his dictation)
"Come on, please lah, did you do your homework?"
...(Silence among us as we feel so guilty)
"Eh Eh cannot nih like this! I think I must ask you all to copy this questions 500 times."
"500 times?! That day only 100 times. Sir where can like this one!!!"
(seems like Mr. Lim enjoys kacau-ing us)
SCENE 2:
(After distributing some chemistry question sheets)
"Faster do this exercise. I want to discuss it after this."
We didn't answer as we're busy doing other homework.
"I think I better ask you all to copy it 100 times. If not you don't do my homework."
"NOOOOOOO!!!!!!"
To be honest, we're entertained.
Anyway, I hope that this 'copy X times syndrome' will remain a ONCE-in-a-lifetime-experience.
After all, 'Good thing' happens once, right?
- 'Graph Ruler' -
31 Jul 2009 1251
I've bought a new soft ruler.
I handed over my RM 8.40 to the cashier and it's mine.
I call it 'graph ruler' (coz I don't know the exact name for it)and lend it to many people.
I think my graph ruler is cool.
It can draw quadratic curve.
It can draw cubic curve.
During our physic extra class, Wai Lok and Kok Keong discover new shape for it to draw.
It's really rare to see both of them laughing so madly.
Close this window if you're under 18.
Just CLOSE IT you undereighteens! Curiosity really kills the cat(but not me).
Check these out:
*Ahem*
*Choking*
When Hsieh Yie and I are investigating who's the 'dalang' behind all this, both of them pointed at each other.
Such 'GOOD' friends.
According to Kok Keong and Wai Lok(with the same innocent look on their faces):
"What are you thinking about? It's just a RED fish eating a bait/cacing/(whatever you like).
Nothing special wor~"
Now I think my graph ruler is mighty.
Boohoo...my 'pure and still virgin' graph ruler, it's gone~
I've bought a new soft ruler.
I handed over my RM 8.40 to the cashier and it's mine.
I call it 'graph ruler' (coz I don't know the exact name for it)and lend it to many people.
I think my graph ruler is cool.
It can draw quadratic curve.
It can draw cubic curve.
During our physic extra class, Wai Lok and Kok Keong discover new shape for it to draw.
It's really rare to see both of them laughing so madly.
Close this window if you're under 18.
Just CLOSE IT you undereighteens! Curiosity really kills the cat(but not me).
Check these out:
*Ahem*
*Choking*
When Hsieh Yie and I are investigating who's the 'dalang' behind all this, both of them pointed at each other.
Such 'GOOD' friends.
According to Kok Keong and Wai Lok(with the same innocent look on their faces):
"What are you thinking about? It's just a RED fish eating a bait/cacing/(whatever you like).
Nothing special wor~"
Now I think my graph ruler is mighty.
Boohoo...my 'pure and still virgin' graph ruler, it's gone~
- you cried, and I'm sorry -
5 Nov 2009 1810
(I won't update posts about my life in hospital shortly, please be patient)
I'm back.
After 29 days in hospital, I stood at the entrance of Menara Utama waiting for my aunt, suddenly realized that I haven't be under direct sunshine and I've been only 'blow air-cond' for one whole month.
I thought it's urgent, since Mr. Lim called me up. Even though Prof Chin and Dr. Pok strongly against my wish to have my exam in Kota Bharu, they still 'set me free'.
Prof Chin: I can write letter for you, you'll have your exam in the ward.
Dr Pok: No you can't make it. You're not prepared physically and mentally.
Me: I want to go back. I promise you I will come back here immediately if anything happens.
Prof Chin and Dr Pok sighed.
Here I am, in U6SP, waiting for the graduation ceremony.
She hugged me tightly, really tightly. She cried. Tears don't drop on my uniform.
I wanna cry. I've been longing to join the graduation ceremony so much, and I almost missed the chance.
I don't know what to say. She prefers me to stay in hospital, instead of coming back at my own risk.
Graduation ceremony is over now. No one can steal my graduation ceremony!
I've hugged a lot of teachers, including Ms Lee.
But the happiest moment is the whole class hugged Mr. Lim.
Hey guys I won't be able to send you all the photos, maybe after exam ok? It takes time to attach the photos eh~Sorry har. But if use pendrives faster lor~
(I won't update posts about my life in hospital shortly, please be patient)
I'm back.
After 29 days in hospital, I stood at the entrance of Menara Utama waiting for my aunt, suddenly realized that I haven't be under direct sunshine and I've been only 'blow air-cond' for one whole month.
I thought it's urgent, since Mr. Lim called me up. Even though Prof Chin and Dr. Pok strongly against my wish to have my exam in Kota Bharu, they still 'set me free'.
Prof Chin: I can write letter for you, you'll have your exam in the ward.
Dr Pok: No you can't make it. You're not prepared physically and mentally.
Me: I want to go back. I promise you I will come back here immediately if anything happens.
Prof Chin and Dr Pok sighed.
Here I am, in U6SP, waiting for the graduation ceremony.
She hugged me tightly, really tightly. She cried. Tears don't drop on my uniform.
I wanna cry. I've been longing to join the graduation ceremony so much, and I almost missed the chance.
I don't know what to say. She prefers me to stay in hospital, instead of coming back at my own risk.
Graduation ceremony is over now. No one can steal my graduation ceremony!
I've hugged a lot of teachers, including Ms Lee.
But the happiest moment is the whole class hugged Mr. Lim.
Hey guys I won't be able to send you all the photos, maybe after exam ok? It takes time to attach the photos eh~Sorry har. But if use pendrives faster lor~
- In 5 years time -
30 Nov 2009 1718
I was chatting with Chia Hui via MSN. And somehow I tell her that she most probably get married very, very soon.
To my amusement Chia Hui seems irritated.
Suddenly I think of our future.
Let us fast forward our time to erm...five years from now on:
Maybe in five years time, you guys graduated from universities, preparing for your wedding. For those lucky ones, maybe you already have 2 child. Haha! You start to pay installments for houses and cars, or find a new job. For some cases, take over their family business. You'll have a good job, bright future. When it's class reunion, you guys will bring the entire family to the beach(I always dreamed of having class reunion at the beach!)in beautiful cars. Our conversation topic will not be 'That teacher makes me do 100 times corrections!" or "Shit I haven't do my Physics revision!" In fact, the new topic will be "Which kind of milk powder is the best?" and "Which gynae doctor is more experienced? I/My wife is finding one to deliver my baby." And after the reunion I suddenly become kai-ma for many of your newborn babies or child. AHAHAHA!!!
For me, my five years:
Oh I still haven't graduate. I'm still in university as I might postpone my studies due to hospitalization(is there such word? Haha!) I'm still a student, therefore I still stretch out my hands to my parents when it comes to money issues. I hide myself in the shabby dormitory. If I'm damn lucky enough, maybe a boyfriend(WAHAHA I'm laughing myself when I'm typing this!!!) But most probably not--who wants a sick cat anyway? And I don't dare to spread this harmful genetics to the next generation--if I got troublesome genetics. When I walk to the beach, and hopefully I can reach the beach, I'm half dead. I can't chip in your topics which seems to be alien language to me. Maybe if you ask me "Hey which doctor is good?" or "Hey how long you can live lui?" I can answer. BWAHAHA!
Oh I am thinking too much, eh?
Tomorrow Maths T2 exam, and I suddenly thought of these nonsense.
But honestly, I'm curious about my future.
HAHAHA! Never laughed this much before!
The most entertaining blogpost for me! Enjoy!
I was chatting with Chia Hui via MSN. And somehow I tell her that she most probably get married very, very soon.
To my amusement Chia Hui seems irritated.
Suddenly I think of our future.
Let us fast forward our time to erm...five years from now on:
Maybe in five years time, you guys graduated from universities, preparing for your wedding. For those lucky ones, maybe you already have 2 child. Haha! You start to pay installments for houses and cars, or find a new job. For some cases, take over their family business. You'll have a good job, bright future. When it's class reunion, you guys will bring the entire family to the beach(I always dreamed of having class reunion at the beach!)in beautiful cars. Our conversation topic will not be 'That teacher makes me do 100 times corrections!" or "Shit I haven't do my Physics revision!" In fact, the new topic will be "Which kind of milk powder is the best?" and "Which gynae doctor is more experienced? I/My wife is finding one to deliver my baby." And after the reunion I suddenly become kai-ma for many of your newborn babies or child. AHAHAHA!!!
For me, my five years:
Oh I still haven't graduate. I'm still in university as I might postpone my studies due to hospitalization(is there such word? Haha!) I'm still a student, therefore I still stretch out my hands to my parents when it comes to money issues. I hide myself in the shabby dormitory. If I'm damn lucky enough, maybe a boyfriend(WAHAHA I'm laughing myself when I'm typing this!!!) But most probably not--who wants a sick cat anyway? And I don't dare to spread this harmful genetics to the next generation--if I got troublesome genetics. When I walk to the beach, and hopefully I can reach the beach, I'm half dead. I can't chip in your topics which seems to be alien language to me. Maybe if you ask me "Hey which doctor is good?" or "Hey how long you can live lui?" I can answer. BWAHAHA!
Oh I am thinking too much, eh?
Tomorrow Maths T2 exam, and I suddenly thought of these nonsense.
But honestly, I'm curious about my future.
HAHAHA! Never laughed this much before!
The most entertaining blogpost for me! Enjoy!
- decomposition of blog -
3 Jul 2009 2332
It's been a long, long while since I've updated my blog.
That's because I sent my PC for repairment and I just fetched it home.
Life without computer makes me realize a few thing:
1. I was outdated for the past few days because many new events are announced on blogs.
2. My MSN account was hacked AGAIN. Curse you, whoever kenak my account!!!
3. Damn I got lots of free time!!!
A lot of things happened nowadays and I have forgotten it. So...you know lah!
Anyway, welcome home, PC~!
It's been a long, long while since I've updated my blog.
That's because I sent my PC for repairment and I just fetched it home.
Life without computer makes me realize a few thing:
1. I was outdated for the past few days because many new events are announced on blogs.
2. My MSN account was hacked AGAIN. Curse you, whoever kenak my account!!!
3. Damn I got lots of free time!!!
A lot of things happened nowadays and I have forgotten it. So...you know lah!
Anyway, welcome home, PC~!
- 'New' Driving Lessons -
10 Aug 2009 2019
Just now Zhen Jee fetch us with her car.
When we're on our way home, Khang Siang suddenly cubit(ok I know the word pinch, I use 'cubit' coz it sounds cute) my face.
Khang Siang: Cheh! So hard one! (turned to cubit Zhen Jee's face) Haha! This one tender lo~
Me: (pinched Zhen Jee's left cheek as I was sitting beside her) Hor leh! Really tender lo~
Khang Siang(lameness menyerang): Oih Oih Oih don't cubit her left cheek! If not she'll turn left at the next junction!
Me: Really ar? Then you faster cubit her right cheek so that she can bring us home.
KS: It would be harder if we want her to accelerate. We need to pull her nose.
Me: If like this then when you want her to decelerate then you pull her hair. Wanna press horn then slap her head hard.
KS: If want left signal pull left ear, right signal pull right ear.
So with our seriously damaged or pitchar-ed brain we've come out with new definitions for driving instructions:
>>Pull left/right ear for left/right signal
>>Pull nose for acceleration, pull hair for deceleration
>>left/right cheek for turning left/right
>>Slap head for honking
Oh if like that, should I change my blog title to 'head slapping crabby?'
Just now Zhen Jee fetch us with her car.
When we're on our way home, Khang Siang suddenly cubit(ok I know the word pinch, I use 'cubit' coz it sounds cute) my face.
Khang Siang: Cheh! So hard one! (turned to cubit Zhen Jee's face) Haha! This one tender lo~
Me: (pinched Zhen Jee's left cheek as I was sitting beside her) Hor leh! Really tender lo~
Khang Siang(lameness menyerang): Oih Oih Oih don't cubit her left cheek! If not she'll turn left at the next junction!
Me: Really ar? Then you faster cubit her right cheek so that she can bring us home.
KS: It would be harder if we want her to accelerate. We need to pull her nose.
Me: If like this then when you want her to decelerate then you pull her hair. Wanna press horn then slap her head hard.
KS: If want left signal pull left ear, right signal pull right ear.
So with our seriously damaged or pitchar-ed brain we've come out with new definitions for driving instructions:
>>Pull left/right ear for left/right signal
>>Pull nose for acceleration, pull hair for deceleration
>>left/right cheek for turning left/right
>>Slap head for honking
Oh if like that, should I change my blog title to 'head slapping crabby?'
- Kem Kecemerlangan STPM -
8 May 2009 0043
Today, erm...yesterday, to be exact, I attended a 'taklimat' about the coming camp.
No handphones allowed.
I understand it's one of the Ministry of Education's policy: To avoid unwanted problems that may be caused by handphones.
Without handphone:
1. No alarm clock(which is extremely important in a camp)
2. No camera(never mind lah, it's not so important anyway)
With handphone:
1. CANNOT CONCENTRATE.
2.No interruption during 'ceramah'
3. No worries
I see, no wonder no handphones allowed.
Found out that Wan Jun have same taste with me, we both have the same plan:
1. we're not gonna bring extra school uniform, smelly then smelly lar, it's other people's nose mar~
2. we're not gonna bring sport shoes, since we think our white shoes is more than enough~
3. bring track bottom which satisfy the 'ceramah dressing code' and keep us warm at night, one stone two birds~
She's better than me, she planned to bring 3 pairs of attire only(including school uniform!!!). Please stay away from me during the camp, wan jun.
According to the teachers, there's just two dorms available. Since we'll have a lot of free time, Hsieh Yie and I are planning to bring lots of food and throw a party there.
I think we're quite creative (or nge?) in opposing the teacher's suggestions. See examples below:
"Anda dilarang pergi ke pantai secara personnel."
"Oh, jadi kita boleh pergi secara berdua-duaan lah?"
"Anda boleh bawa air sendiri, tetapi TIADA AIR KERAS."(Puan Zurita really emphasize on those three words) "Satu tin beer saja sudah cukup memalukan sekolah kita dalam kalangan sekolah di Kelantan."
"Tak apa, kita bawak sparkling juice(Zhen Jee's idea), wine etc. etc."
According to the teachers, "tempat mandi adalah ala barat, hanya dinding sahaja, tiada pintu"
All of us "Harrr!!!!" out loud, imagining how can we bathe with one hand hold on tight to our sarongs?
The teachers misunderstood the meaning of our "Harrr!!!!!" and clarify immediately, "Eh eh bukan lelaki mandi bersama perempuan lah! Situ ada dua bilik mandi tau!"
Hoho, I teased Hsieh Yie: "You felt disappointed?"
But Hsieh Yie and I decided to wake up at 5.30 so that we can have the whole bathroom by ourselves. Zhen Jee, wanna join us?
I'm gonna be the emcee for the Maths T2 session! The teachers are quite worried about us.
"Jangan cakap banyak-banyak ar, bukan kamu yang bagi ceramah."
My hands went itchy and kacau-ed Caryn and guess what? She blurted out the word "Nate!" very smoothly, as if it's normal. I never expect Caryn using vulgar words.
Nowadays they're busy doing paperwork and other stuff for the camp, I'm sorry to say that I couldn't help much.
I'm kinda looking forward for the coming camp. I hope I can gain lots of knowledge and motivation through the camp, and be a better achiever(recent results really bad)~
--->this ending is 'very primary school'
Anyway, I hope we can enjoy the camp and have stronger bonds after the camp!
Today, erm...yesterday, to be exact, I attended a 'taklimat' about the coming camp.
No handphones allowed.
I understand it's one of the Ministry of Education's policy: To avoid unwanted problems that may be caused by handphones.
Without handphone:
1. No alarm clock(which is extremely important in a camp)
2. No camera(never mind lah, it's not so important anyway)
With handphone:
1. CANNOT CONCENTRATE.
2.No interruption during 'ceramah'
3. No worries
I see, no wonder no handphones allowed.
Found out that Wan Jun have same taste with me, we both have the same plan:
1. we're not gonna bring extra school uniform, smelly then smelly lar, it's other people's nose mar~
2. we're not gonna bring sport shoes, since we think our white shoes is more than enough~
3. bring track bottom which satisfy the 'ceramah dressing code' and keep us warm at night, one stone two birds~
She's better than me, she planned to bring 3 pairs of attire only(including school uniform!!!). Please stay away from me during the camp, wan jun.
According to the teachers, there's just two dorms available. Since we'll have a lot of free time, Hsieh Yie and I are planning to bring lots of food and throw a party there.
I think we're quite creative (or nge?) in opposing the teacher's suggestions. See examples below:
"Anda dilarang pergi ke pantai secara personnel."
"Oh, jadi kita boleh pergi secara berdua-duaan lah?"
"Anda boleh bawa air sendiri, tetapi TIADA AIR KERAS."(Puan Zurita really emphasize on those three words) "Satu tin beer saja sudah cukup memalukan sekolah kita dalam kalangan sekolah di Kelantan."
"Tak apa, kita bawak sparkling juice(Zhen Jee's idea), wine etc. etc."
According to the teachers, "tempat mandi adalah ala barat, hanya dinding sahaja, tiada pintu"
All of us "Harrr!!!!" out loud, imagining how can we bathe with one hand hold on tight to our sarongs?
The teachers misunderstood the meaning of our "Harrr!!!!!" and clarify immediately, "Eh eh bukan lelaki mandi bersama perempuan lah! Situ ada dua bilik mandi tau!"
Hoho, I teased Hsieh Yie: "You felt disappointed?"
But Hsieh Yie and I decided to wake up at 5.30 so that we can have the whole bathroom by ourselves. Zhen Jee, wanna join us?
I'm gonna be the emcee for the Maths T2 session! The teachers are quite worried about us.
"Jangan cakap banyak-banyak ar, bukan kamu yang bagi ceramah."
My hands went itchy and kacau-ed Caryn and guess what? She blurted out the word "Nate!" very smoothly, as if it's normal. I never expect Caryn using vulgar words.
Nowadays they're busy doing paperwork and other stuff for the camp, I'm sorry to say that I couldn't help much.
I'm kinda looking forward for the coming camp. I hope I can gain lots of knowledge and motivation through the camp, and be a better achiever(recent results really bad)~
--->this ending is 'very primary school'
Anyway, I hope we can enjoy the camp and have stronger bonds after the camp!
- CURSE YOU, STPM!!! -
18 Nov 2009 1212
I DON'T HAVE TIME!!!
Not that I spend my time on blogging, but I simply don't have time.
Everybody's doing exam papers, while I don't even finish the syllabus!
Damn it, and may god bless me and save my ass.
I see people completing exam papers in speed of light.
I see myself digging into piles of notes, trying to cover up myself.
Maybe I shouldn't come back.
Ah! I don't know what to say. Something's in there but I couldn't speak out.
Don't ask me why, and I won't try.
SHIT! F***!
I HATE STPM!!!
I DON'T HAVE TIME!!!
Not that I spend my time on blogging, but I simply don't have time.
Everybody's doing exam papers, while I don't even finish the syllabus!
Damn it, and may god bless me and save my ass.
I see people completing exam papers in speed of light.
I see myself digging into piles of notes, trying to cover up myself.
Maybe I shouldn't come back.
Ah! I don't know what to say. Something's in there but I couldn't speak out.
Don't ask me why, and I won't try.
SHIT! F***!
I HATE STPM!!!
- Justice -
22 May 2009 1232
In response to Hsieh Yie's post, I would like to clarify some(or one) statement(s).
Example 1:
I am a good and nice and INNOCENT girl who has suspended the use of such vulgar adjectives such as CB, CBB and so on but ever since entering Form 6 and sitting beside the so-called innocent and pure MIAO, my verbal capacity has increased rapidly. They say that if nearer to the ink one will get blacker. So it proves that I am the nearest to Ms. Heng, so I am polluted most by her.
Haiz~
Admit it, daddy. You weren't spend much time at your own place. You prefer to go to Kok Yong's place or turn your chair around to sit under the fan, instead of sitting at your own place!!! You left me all by myself, like I'm an unwanted stray cat(in fact, I know I am one.) To be honest, you make me feel that I'm amat menjijikkan sehingga you wanna stay far far away from me! I'm like a widow in the class, while others' place seems so crowded.
You're sitting under the fan, when I reach school.
You're sitting with Kok Yong, when Maths T2, Chemistry and Pengajian Am period.
You sit under the fan when it's free period.
You sit with Khang Siang and Chia Hui during Physics period.
You listen attentively to Ms Lee CK during Maths T1 period.
When her period is over, you disappeared!
Since you're sitting with others more than sitting with me, how can I pollute you?
OK, bloggers.
Undilah Hsieh Yie demi menegakkan keadilan bagi pihak Miao Miao~
Bwahahahaha~~~
weih weih Hsieh Yie, I'm playing with you only ar...don't feel offended, and pls don't teraso or be perasan~
In response to Hsieh Yie's post, I would like to clarify some(or one) statement(s).
Example 1:
I am a good and nice and INNOCENT girl who has suspended the use of such vulgar adjectives such as CB, CBB and so on but ever since entering Form 6 and sitting beside the so-called innocent and pure MIAO, my verbal capacity has increased rapidly. They say that if nearer to the ink one will get blacker. So it proves that I am the nearest to Ms. Heng, so I am polluted most by her.
Haiz~
Admit it, daddy. You weren't spend much time at your own place. You prefer to go to Kok Yong's place or turn your chair around to sit under the fan, instead of sitting at your own place!!! You left me all by myself, like I'm an unwanted stray cat(in fact, I know I am one.) To be honest, you make me feel that I'm amat menjijikkan sehingga you wanna stay far far away from me! I'm like a widow in the class, while others' place seems so crowded.
You're sitting under the fan, when I reach school.
You're sitting with Kok Yong, when Maths T2, Chemistry and Pengajian Am period.
You sit under the fan when it's free period.
You sit with Khang Siang and Chia Hui during Physics period.
You listen attentively to Ms Lee CK during Maths T1 period.
When her period is over, you disappeared!
Since you're sitting with others more than sitting with me, how can I pollute you?
OK, bloggers.
Undilah Hsieh Yie demi menegakkan keadilan bagi pihak Miao Miao~
Bwahahahaha~~~
weih weih Hsieh Yie, I'm playing with you only ar...don't feel offended, and pls don't teraso or be perasan~
- I'm sorry -
29 Sept 2009 1900
Just now I had a conversation with Ms. Wong.
Ms. Wong: So how is your studies? Do you think you can catch up?
Me: No I can't catch up. Everything seems new to me now. I know the questions look familiar but I can't solve it.
Ms. Wong: Isn't there anyone who offer help? Any friends?
Me: I don't think so because now is the critical period and everybody is busy with their own stuff. I dare not disturb them.
Ms. Wong: Never mind I know you can overcome this. Don't tell me a ex-science-one student will ever face problem in studies.
Me: ...
I know I need help. I need it desperately.
But what can I do?
Exam is really around the corner.
Everyone's striving for the best result they can get.
Even the atmosphere in class changes. I see more and more people flipping through pages and paying attention to the lessons now.
I can't approach for any help. You're too busy. You have your own studies and timetable to follow.
A weak in studies friend will only pull you down.
You have your own exercises to do, you have your own notes to read, you have your own test papers to complete, you have your lessons to follow.
I have piles of homework that I don't know how to do. I have blank papers due to absence. I don't have test papers because I don't even finish the syllabus. I sit stupidly on my seat because no one tell me what's going on throughout the lessons.
I almost forgot the fact that I'm science one student. I was nurtured under extreme pressure and I'm a survivor of intensive academic brain training. I also survived from brain damaging homeworks.
But now? It's not the same anymore.
I'm now a lousy form six student who constantly fail certain papers and receive 'TH' for ALL my trial instead of 0 mark.
To make myself feel better, I take TH as 'Too High' instead of 'Tidak Hadir'.
The name of 'Science One', it's too heavy for me.
Sorry I disappoint you all.
P/S: I'm going to KL tomorrow, admit to UMMC this thurs. Wish me good luck!
Just now I had a conversation with Ms. Wong.
Ms. Wong: So how is your studies? Do you think you can catch up?
Me: No I can't catch up. Everything seems new to me now. I know the questions look familiar but I can't solve it.
Ms. Wong: Isn't there anyone who offer help? Any friends?
Me: I don't think so because now is the critical period and everybody is busy with their own stuff. I dare not disturb them.
Ms. Wong: Never mind I know you can overcome this. Don't tell me a ex-science-one student will ever face problem in studies.
Me: ...
I know I need help. I need it desperately.
But what can I do?
Exam is really around the corner.
Everyone's striving for the best result they can get.
Even the atmosphere in class changes. I see more and more people flipping through pages and paying attention to the lessons now.
I can't approach for any help. You're too busy. You have your own studies and timetable to follow.
A weak in studies friend will only pull you down.
You have your own exercises to do, you have your own notes to read, you have your own test papers to complete, you have your lessons to follow.
I have piles of homework that I don't know how to do. I have blank papers due to absence. I don't have test papers because I don't even finish the syllabus. I sit stupidly on my seat because no one tell me what's going on throughout the lessons.
I almost forgot the fact that I'm science one student. I was nurtured under extreme pressure and I'm a survivor of intensive academic brain training. I also survived from brain damaging homeworks.
But now? It's not the same anymore.
I'm now a lousy form six student who constantly fail certain papers and receive 'TH' for ALL my trial instead of 0 mark.
To make myself feel better, I take TH as 'Too High' instead of 'Tidak Hadir'.
The name of 'Science One', it's too heavy for me.
Sorry I disappoint you all.
P/S: I'm going to KL tomorrow, admit to UMMC this thurs. Wish me good luck!
- Vanilla Twilight -
26 Jan 2010 1217
I'm going to KL this afternoon.
But this will surely a boring journey--I don't have any companion.
So I think I will most probably rot in my aunt's house.
I think this song really bring out my feelings:
Vanilla Twilight - Owl City
The stars lean down to kiss you
And I lie awake I miss you,
Pour me a heavy dose of atmosphere
Cause I'll doze off safe and soundly,
But I'll miss your arms around me
I'll send a postcard to you dear,
Cause I wish you were here.
I watch the night turn light blue,
But it's not the same without you,
Because it takes two to whisper quietly,
The silence isn't so bad,
Till I look at my hands and feel sad,
Cause the spaces between my fingers
Are right where yours fit perfectly.
I'll find repose in new ways,
Though I haven't slept in two days,
Cause cold nostalgia chills me to the bone.
But drenched in Vanilla twilight,
I'll sit on the front porch all night,
Waist deep in thought because when I think of you.
I don't feel so alone.
I don't feel so alone.
I don't feel so alone.
As many times as I blink I'll think of you... tonight.
I'll think of you tonight.
When violet eyes get brighter,
And heavy wings grow lighter,
I'll taste the sky and feel alive again.
And I'll forget the world that I knew,
But I swear I won't forget you,
Oh if my voice could reach back through the past,
I'd whisper in your ear,
Oh darling I wish you were here.
Damn it I love this song sooo much!!!
P/S: Try Fireflies by Owl City--it's as good as Vanilla Twilight!
I'm going to KL this afternoon.
But this will surely a boring journey--I don't have any companion.
So I think I will most probably rot in my aunt's house.
I think this song really bring out my feelings:
Vanilla Twilight - Owl City
The stars lean down to kiss you
And I lie awake I miss you,
Pour me a heavy dose of atmosphere
Cause I'll doze off safe and soundly,
But I'll miss your arms around me
I'll send a postcard to you dear,
Cause I wish you were here.
I watch the night turn light blue,
But it's not the same without you,
Because it takes two to whisper quietly,
The silence isn't so bad,
Till I look at my hands and feel sad,
Cause the spaces between my fingers
Are right where yours fit perfectly.
I'll find repose in new ways,
Though I haven't slept in two days,
Cause cold nostalgia chills me to the bone.
But drenched in Vanilla twilight,
I'll sit on the front porch all night,
Waist deep in thought because when I think of you.
I don't feel so alone.
I don't feel so alone.
I don't feel so alone.
As many times as I blink I'll think of you... tonight.
I'll think of you tonight.
When violet eyes get brighter,
And heavy wings grow lighter,
I'll taste the sky and feel alive again.
And I'll forget the world that I knew,
But I swear I won't forget you,
Oh if my voice could reach back through the past,
I'd whisper in your ear,
Oh darling I wish you were here.
Damn it I love this song sooo much!!!
P/S: Try Fireflies by Owl City--it's as good as Vanilla Twilight!
- ++++ -
7 Dec 2009 1214
I tortured my pitiful brain cells with the asshole dasar-dasar for the last 45 minutes, and now I think I deserve a well-earned rest.
THEREFORE, don't say I still blogging and waste time and say pade muko when result is released!!!!!
OK, you guys think that I'm so anionic(excuse me, is there such word, again? I develop this word from 'anion').
So I think I better write this blog with loads of positive thinking. You may shut down this window if you don't want to 'che kia' / get shocked of how positive I am for this blog.
Here comes the 'big head crabby'
Pengajian Am:
Walao eh why the dasar so easy de? Just need to memorise the key words. Since I've been involved in the PA quiz the pentadbiran, kehakiman, pilihan raya etc are all at my finger tips. Cheh PA paper one ar? sap sap sui lor~
Maths T:
Hmph I've done 100 times correction(fyi, this kind of question regarding equation of circle DIDN'T come out in STPM, shit!) and 20 times correction for a minor mistake! I've spend the whole day doing all those correction, use half of the pen ink and wasted dozens of beautiful foolscap, if I don't get 4.0 for this I should kick my own ass!!!!!
Chemistry:
Haha organic notes I think I can throw into dustbin already! They're all in my head! Physical chem just requires a few calculations and who can't do it anyway? Everybody can do it!
Physic:
Come on I'm physic student! Do you think I will have any problem regarding physics?!
THE UGLY TRUTH:
Pengajian Am:
I just started to study carefully about all the dasar part as I've ignore this until now!!!! I just realised that I haven't master this!!! Shit! For other parts, I've lost all my memory...
Maths T:
Maths T2 is totally a disaster. I left two questions blank completely, and others were nonsense. I know my answer is wrong and I just simple fill in the paper so that I won't feel so guilty.
Chemistry:
WHAT THE FUCK! These are the only description for this bloody subject. I just can't get the equations in head and mess up with the catalysts and conditions. Can anyone just shot me?
Physics:
I just scribble some unknown formulae, and hit the calculator randomly to obtain ridiculous number. Why can't they come up with easier and straight forward questions? Is it really that entertaining seeing students like me koya-ing in the exam hall?
------------THE END-----------
I know I sound crazy. Ignore me, again.
I tortured my pitiful brain cells with the asshole dasar-dasar for the last 45 minutes, and now I think I deserve a well-earned rest.
THEREFORE, don't say I still blogging and waste time and say pade muko when result is released!!!!!
OK, you guys think that I'm so anionic(excuse me, is there such word, again? I develop this word from 'anion').
So I think I better write this blog with loads of positive thinking. You may shut down this window if you don't want to 'che kia' / get shocked of how positive I am for this blog.
Here comes the 'big head crabby'
Pengajian Am:
Walao eh why the dasar so easy de? Just need to memorise the key words. Since I've been involved in the PA quiz the pentadbiran, kehakiman, pilihan raya etc are all at my finger tips. Cheh PA paper one ar? sap sap sui lor~
Maths T:
Hmph I've done 100 times correction(fyi, this kind of question regarding equation of circle DIDN'T come out in STPM, shit!) and 20 times correction for a minor mistake! I've spend the whole day doing all those correction, use half of the pen ink and wasted dozens of beautiful foolscap, if I don't get 4.0 for this I should kick my own ass!!!!!
Chemistry:
Haha organic notes I think I can throw into dustbin already! They're all in my head! Physical chem just requires a few calculations and who can't do it anyway? Everybody can do it!
Physic:
Come on I'm physic student! Do you think I will have any problem regarding physics?!
THE UGLY TRUTH:
Pengajian Am:
I just started to study carefully about all the dasar part as I've ignore this until now!!!! I just realised that I haven't master this!!! Shit! For other parts, I've lost all my memory...
Maths T:
Maths T2 is totally a disaster. I left two questions blank completely, and others were nonsense. I know my answer is wrong and I just simple fill in the paper so that I won't feel so guilty.
Chemistry:
WHAT THE FUCK! These are the only description for this bloody subject. I just can't get the equations in head and mess up with the catalysts and conditions. Can anyone just shot me?
Physics:
I just scribble some unknown formulae, and hit the calculator randomly to obtain ridiculous number. Why can't they come up with easier and straight forward questions? Is it really that entertaining seeing students like me koya-ing in the exam hall?
------------THE END-----------
I know I sound crazy. Ignore me, again.
- car accident? -
4 Feb 2010 1232
As you all know, I went to KL for medical check up.
This is what Prof Chin said at the moment he saw me:
Waa you've gain weight huh!
|||"
I was like--Really? Boohoo~
The next sentence brighten me up: But that's a good sign, isn't it?
This is something I would really like to mention:
When I reached Wakaf Bharu train station, I met with my ex-classmate--Hui Yin who was currently studying in TAR college.
HY: Hey you went to KL too?
Me: Yeah!
HY: Why you go to KL?
Me: Erm...medical check up.
HY: Oh yeah! I heard that you're involved in a serious car accident last year!!! How are you now?
Me: 0.0||| (I stared at her with my eyes widely opened, until I think they're gonna drop out from their sockets and I really wanna laugh out LOUD)
HY: I heard that it's very serious and you're hospitalized.
Me: Not car crash lar just my duodenum perforated--got lubang, you know?
If it's in BC, it should be like this:
慧云：嘿！对了！我听说你去年遇到很严重的车祸，进医院很久，是吗？你好了没有？
Pen is mightier than sword--but rumours is mightier than pen.
Oh my god!!! How can they misinterpret the information?!
Car crash and cari-sendiri-punya-penyakit have big difference lar haiyo~!!!
人言可畏。
Actually I'm not angry about it--I'm just curious.
How can words spread and get a different meaning?
Honestly, I'm really interested in finding the truth. HAHAHA~!
As you all know, I went to KL for medical check up.
This is what Prof Chin said at the moment he saw me:
Waa you've gain weight huh!
|||"
I was like--Really? Boohoo~
The next sentence brighten me up: But that's a good sign, isn't it?
This is something I would really like to mention:
When I reached Wakaf Bharu train station, I met with my ex-classmate--Hui Yin who was currently studying in TAR college.
HY: Hey you went to KL too?
Me: Yeah!
HY: Why you go to KL?
Me: Erm...medical check up.
HY: Oh yeah! I heard that you're involved in a serious car accident last year!!! How are you now?
Me: 0.0||| (I stared at her with my eyes widely opened, until I think they're gonna drop out from their sockets and I really wanna laugh out LOUD)
HY: I heard that it's very serious and you're hospitalized.
Me: Not car crash lar just my duodenum perforated--got lubang, you know?
If it's in BC, it should be like this:
慧云：嘿！对了！我听说你去年遇到很严重的车祸，进医院很久，是吗？你好了没有？
Pen is mightier than sword--but rumours is mightier than pen.
Oh my god!!! How can they misinterpret the information?!
Car crash and cari-sendiri-punya-penyakit have big difference lar haiyo~!!!
人言可畏。
Actually I'm not angry about it--I'm just curious.
How can words spread and get a different meaning?
Honestly, I'm really interested in finding the truth. HAHAHA~!
- Merry Christmas -
25 Dec 2009 1250
It's CHRISTMAS!!!
I've hung up my red socks, yet I didn't receive any present.
Back to a few days ago:
Me: Mum I want a christmas present!
Mum: You still want Christmas present ar? You wait har...
And later we went home she gave me my UMMC bill.
Me: wuwuwuwu...why you treat me like this...
I bet you guys also didn't receive any presents.
DO YOU KNOW WHY???
You see! Santa Claus is busy during Christmas.
No elves helping this year. Is there anyone interested in becoming a Christmas elf? Please contact 0123456789.
That's the reason.
Haha, I know I know. I looked stupid as usual.
For your information, Santa Claus isn't building a big Cross for Christians, but making a rack to hang up red socks wires.
I still remember I called Maria's house in the Christmas morning year 2004.
I heard a 'hello' from the phone and thus I started singing "We Wish You A Merry Christmas".
When I finished my singing I said 'Hey Maria...'
To my VERY BIG surprise the person answered the call said, "Maria ar? You wait a while har..."
IT'S MARIA'S MUM WHO PICKED UP THE PHONE!!!
Hahahaha!
Anyway, MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR~!!!!!
It's CHRISTMAS!!!
I've hung up my red socks, yet I didn't receive any present.
Back to a few days ago:
Me: Mum I want a christmas present!
Mum: You still want Christmas present ar? You wait har...
And later we went home she gave me my UMMC bill.
Me: wuwuwuwu...why you treat me like this...
I bet you guys also didn't receive any presents.
DO YOU KNOW WHY???
You see! Santa Claus is busy during Christmas.
No elves helping this year. Is there anyone interested in becoming a Christmas elf? Please contact 0123456789.
That's the reason.
Haha, I know I know. I looked stupid as usual.
For your information, Santa Claus isn't building a big Cross for Christians, but making a rack to hang up red socks wires.
I still remember I called Maria's house in the Christmas morning year 2004.
I heard a 'hello' from the phone and thus I started singing "We Wish You A Merry Christmas".
When I finished my singing I said 'Hey Maria...'
To my VERY BIG surprise the person answered the call said, "Maria ar? You wait a while har..."
IT'S MARIA'S MUM WHO PICKED UP THE PHONE!!!
Hahahaha!
Anyway, MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR~!!!!!
- Teachers...at McDonalds?! -
29 May 2009 2116
Yesterday straight after prefect meeting, I went to KB Mall to attend a gathering.
I ran all along the way from basement parking lot to McDonalds and found Yen Jie, Pei Rung and Yar Mei there. And to my surprise, Mdm. Khor was sitting beside Pei Rung!
The next moment I found out Ms. Ong Poh Poh was sitting there too, with Ms. Aw Tui Jee beside her.
As I was too tired, I couldn't speak although question marks flooded in my brain. They advised me to order my food first.
Suddenly, Khang Siang said something as I was queing and everyone turned with their eyes widely open and stared at my new 'hair cut'.
I sat beside Ms. Ong and the first thing that came of my mouth was: “Eh！老师也会来McDonalds的meh?”
Ms. Ong pushed my head:“老师也是人，老师就不可以来McDonalds的meh?老师也是要吃fast food的。老师也是要release tension的。”
Yar Mei said to me: “你不是第一个酱讲的咯～”
It's really fun to talk a lot with the teachers and among ourselves.
Not to mention how generous 契妈(Mdm. Khor) was to stuff us with french fries which she bought: “你们要一边吃一边讲，酱才不会闷。”
It's also a proud thing to have meal with teachers. There were a few students who greeted the teachers with puzzled face, wondering how brave we are to chat with teachers in McD.
I told Ms. Ong: “Eh老师出门很glamour hor，很多学生跟你到招呼nuh！”
She replied, “你不知道有更多假假看不到我们的咯～”
It's the nth time to have a small gathering at McD, but it's the first time to have teachers with us.
I bet Yen Jie will never step into McDonalds in the future as she's becoming a teacher in a few years time.
Due to my new hair cut, the teachers advised Yen Jie to learn how to cut hair for disciplinary purpose. Yen Jie exclaimed, "I'll never be a discipline teacher, NEVER!"
After that I hang out with Yar Mei o~
OTHERS:
The recent Sunday, I got Zhen Jee to cut my hair(just front part) as it's distracting my sight. After 5 minutes, she claimed that she cut it too short. I admit it was a bit short, but I don't think that's a big problem. My family didn't even realise about it wor~
However, many people said it's a 'nice hair cut' during chemistry tuition, and thus Zhen Jee swore that she'll never touch my hair.
Actually it's nothing lar. Although I told her I don't mind about the hair cut, she still blamed herself badly. Everything I told her she take it as a consolation but in fact, IT'S FINE WITH ME!
Come on lah, if I really mind about it I would have rush to the aunty where I used to get my hair cut to 'rescue' my hair.
Jee,
I really don't care about the hair cut thing, ok? Stop blaming yourself. It's really NOTHING. I'm not consoling you but it's true words for me. Don't ever doubt about my words.
Miao~
Yesterday straight after prefect meeting, I went to KB Mall to attend a gathering.
I ran all along the way from basement parking lot to McDonalds and found Yen Jie, Pei Rung and Yar Mei there. And to my surprise, Mdm. Khor was sitting beside Pei Rung!
The next moment I found out Ms. Ong Poh Poh was sitting there too, with Ms. Aw Tui Jee beside her.
As I was too tired, I couldn't speak although question marks flooded in my brain. They advised me to order my food first.
Suddenly, Khang Siang said something as I was queing and everyone turned with their eyes widely open and stared at my new 'hair cut'.
I sat beside Ms. Ong and the first thing that came of my mouth was: “Eh！老师也会来McDonalds的meh?”
Ms. Ong pushed my head:“老师也是人，老师就不可以来McDonalds的meh?老师也是要吃fast food的。老师也是要release tension的。”
Yar Mei said to me: “你不是第一个酱讲的咯～”
It's really fun to talk a lot with the teachers and among ourselves.
Not to mention how generous 契妈(Mdm. Khor) was to stuff us with french fries which she bought: “你们要一边吃一边讲，酱才不会闷。”
It's also a proud thing to have meal with teachers. There were a few students who greeted the teachers with puzzled face, wondering how brave we are to chat with teachers in McD.
I told Ms. Ong: “Eh老师出门很glamour hor，很多学生跟你到招呼nuh！”
She replied, “你不知道有更多假假看不到我们的咯～”
It's the nth time to have a small gathering at McD, but it's the first time to have teachers with us.
I bet Yen Jie will never step into McDonalds in the future as she's becoming a teacher in a few years time.
Due to my new hair cut, the teachers advised Yen Jie to learn how to cut hair for disciplinary purpose. Yen Jie exclaimed, "I'll never be a discipline teacher, NEVER!"
After that I hang out with Yar Mei o~
OTHERS:
The recent Sunday, I got Zhen Jee to cut my hair(just front part) as it's distracting my sight. After 5 minutes, she claimed that she cut it too short. I admit it was a bit short, but I don't think that's a big problem. My family didn't even realise about it wor~
However, many people said it's a 'nice hair cut' during chemistry tuition, and thus Zhen Jee swore that she'll never touch my hair.
Actually it's nothing lar. Although I told her I don't mind about the hair cut, she still blamed herself badly. Everything I told her she take it as a consolation but in fact, IT'S FINE WITH ME!
Come on lah, if I really mind about it I would have rush to the aunty where I used to get my hair cut to 'rescue' my hair.
Jee,
I really don't care about the hair cut thing, ok? Stop blaming yourself. It's really NOTHING. I'm not consoling you but it's true words for me. Don't ever doubt about my words.
Miao~
- stuck -
7 Feb 2010 0849
The words stuck on my throat, and I don't know how to speak it out.
There's something bothering me, deep inside my heart.
I don't know how did it get into there, but I can feel its existence.
I'm drowning in the sea of sadness, caused by unknown factors.
It sounds ridiculous.
Not that I was reluctant to share it, to seek for better solutions.
The main problem is--I don't know what's the problem.
There ain't any solution--it's ridiculous.
But one thing I'm sure, it's hitting me hard.
Or maybe it's just overthinking.
I wanna be held--maybe it's too much.
The words stuck on my throat, and I don't know how to speak it out.
There's something bothering me, deep inside my heart.
I don't know how did it get into there, but I can feel its existence.
I'm drowning in the sea of sadness, caused by unknown factors.
It sounds ridiculous.
Not that I was reluctant to share it, to seek for better solutions.
The main problem is--I don't know what's the problem.
There ain't any solution--it's ridiculous.
But one thing I'm sure, it's hitting me hard.
Or maybe it's just overthinking.
I wanna be held--maybe it's too much.
- blues -
7 Feb 2010 1128
The words still stuck in my throat. I'm suffocating.
All I've ever wanted is just a hug--and that's too much.
I don't know what to say, because I don't know how to say.
I wish to pour everything out my brain--yet I ain't able to do so.
Hugs, anyone?
The words still stuck in my throat. I'm suffocating.
All I've ever wanted is just a hug--and that's too much.
I don't know what to say, because I don't know how to say.
I wish to pour everything out my brain--yet I ain't able to do so.
Hugs, anyone?
- Rebonding -
25 Jan 2010 1756
This blogpost is inspired by my mum who is currently having her hair straightened--if not you thought I can write two posts in a row without kena ngepak ar?
I think that hairs without 'teknik rebonding' is like this:
Not necessary messy lar, but most probably yes lar.
Then after 'teknik rebonding', it should be like this:
See? There're a lot of difference after having the hair treatment. And maybe that's why many people undergo such treatment again and again.
However, after some time, the hair grows longer.
And the medicine used to maintain the 'straightness' of the hair start to lose its function...
Such situation will occur:
Tak cuba tak tahu, sekali cuba tiap-tiap bulan mahu.
Haha, this post is just for fun. No offense ya.
This blogpost is inspired by my mum who is currently having her hair straightened--if not you thought I can write two posts in a row without kena ngepak ar?
I think that hairs without 'teknik rebonding' is like this:
Not necessary messy lar, but most probably yes lar.
Then after 'teknik rebonding', it should be like this:
See? There're a lot of difference after having the hair treatment. And maybe that's why many people undergo such treatment again and again.
However, after some time, the hair grows longer.
And the medicine used to maintain the 'straightness' of the hair start to lose its function...
Such situation will occur:
Tak cuba tak tahu, sekali cuba tiap-tiap bulan mahu.
Haha, this post is just for fun. No offense ya.
- Christmas(18SX) -
27 Dec 2009 1834
In the afternoon we had a small gathering at McDonalds.
And this is what Khang Siang did:
You may use your imaginations. But don't blame me!
Speechless (1)...
At night we went to Chin Loong's house.
Hotdogs, chicken meatballs and chicken were prepared for barbecue.
As Lee Nee was barbecueing her chicken wing, I pointed at it and said, "本是同鸡生，相烤何太急？"
Before Lee Nee could react, Chin Loong who was barbecueing a hotdog said, "本是子孙根，相烤何太急？"
Ugh, Speechless (2)...
There were a present exchanging session, and this is what I received:
Chai Liek also received a same present, and according to him such 'present' serves as pillow for guys.
Don't play play, got wings de nuh! Must be expensive!!
When Khang Siang was choosing present, Desmond warned him: "Be careful, we also prepare condom!"
Khang Siang finally chosen a big box.
Desmond: "Oi you don't sikong big box means not condom nah!"
OKOK, Speechless (3) again...
I've found myself a new target--I need to gain back my innocence!
This is indeed, the first 18SX Christmas for me...
In the afternoon we had a small gathering at McDonalds.
And this is what Khang Siang did:
You may use your imaginations. But don't blame me!
Speechless (1)...
At night we went to Chin Loong's house.
Hotdogs, chicken meatballs and chicken were prepared for barbecue.
As Lee Nee was barbecueing her chicken wing, I pointed at it and said, "本是同鸡生，相烤何太急？"
Before Lee Nee could react, Chin Loong who was barbecueing a hotdog said, "本是子孙根，相烤何太急？"
Ugh, Speechless (2)...
There were a present exchanging session, and this is what I received:
Chai Liek also received a same present, and according to him such 'present' serves as pillow for guys.
Don't play play, got wings de nuh! Must be expensive!!
When Khang Siang was choosing present, Desmond warned him: "Be careful, we also prepare condom!"
Khang Siang finally chosen a big box.
Desmond: "Oi you don't sikong big box means not condom nah!"
OKOK, Speechless (3) again...
I've found myself a new target--I need to gain back my innocence!
This is indeed, the first 18SX Christmas for me...
- JAMBU -
7 Jul 2009 1930
Just now got physic extra class, HY, ZJ and I went to the nearby hawker centre to have our lunch.
As I'm trying to save money, I choose to eat the yu2 tiao2 a.k.a. 'fish stick'. I went to buy at the stall near the hawker centre and spotted Zhen Jee's favourite honeydew.
I ordered some and to my surprise, that aunty poured some suan1 mei2 fen3 inside. I immediately stopped her but it's already too late. Aunty explained that it was too little and it will not be so delicious.
Confused, I took my thinly sliced honeydew and ran towards Zhen Jee.
ZJ: What've you bought?
Me: Your favourite!(I didn't mention the name of the fruit but I pushed it into her hands)
ZJ: (after looking at it for a very short while)I don't like this.
Me: Har?! You said I like honeydew de nah!!!
ZJ: What honeydew? That's JAMBU lah!
Me: (...)@%$^&@% (no wonder she put that powder inside)
Of course, my dearest daddy--Lee Hsieh Yie make fun of the issue and when we're on our way back to school, she suddenly ran into a stall to buy something.
As she came out, she 'tayang' something in front of me:"See this? THIS is honeydew, can you see it? Honeydew is like this. It has a different color, shape and smell. Can you differentiate between a honeydew and jambu? You wanna taste it?"
I bit the honeydew and she immediately continue: "Can you feel it? It has a totally different texture and taste from a jambu...blah blah blah"
I feel like pengsan...%(&^$*&%
and before I pengsan, I would like to kick her ass first...
Others:
I was having my nap after the extra class and heard my mum said that "woi Zhen Jee eh, Zhen Jee eh..."
Without opening my eyes I stretched my hands out, "Gimme the handphone." and put it beside my ears.
Then I started to talk and of course I heard ZJ's voice.
But suddenly my mum pushed my head:"Open your eyes! She didn't call you! She's BESIDE you!!!"
Oh and it's like Snow White with her prince, ZJ was actually standing beside my bed.
Just now got physic extra class, HY, ZJ and I went to the nearby hawker centre to have our lunch.
As I'm trying to save money, I choose to eat the yu2 tiao2 a.k.a. 'fish stick'. I went to buy at the stall near the hawker centre and spotted Zhen Jee's favourite honeydew.
I ordered some and to my surprise, that aunty poured some suan1 mei2 fen3 inside. I immediately stopped her but it's already too late. Aunty explained that it was too little and it will not be so delicious.
Confused, I took my thinly sliced honeydew and ran towards Zhen Jee.
ZJ: What've you bought?
Me: Your favourite!(I didn't mention the name of the fruit but I pushed it into her hands)
ZJ: (after looking at it for a very short while)I don't like this.
Me: Har?! You said I like honeydew de nah!!!
ZJ: What honeydew? That's JAMBU lah!
Me: (...)@%$^&@% (no wonder she put that powder inside)
Of course, my dearest daddy--Lee Hsieh Yie make fun of the issue and when we're on our way back to school, she suddenly ran into a stall to buy something.
As she came out, she 'tayang' something in front of me:"See this? THIS is honeydew, can you see it? Honeydew is like this. It has a different color, shape and smell. Can you differentiate between a honeydew and jambu? You wanna taste it?"
I bit the honeydew and she immediately continue: "Can you feel it? It has a totally different texture and taste from a jambu...blah blah blah"
I feel like pengsan...%(&^$*&%
and before I pengsan, I would like to kick her ass first...
Others:
I was having my nap after the extra class and heard my mum said that "woi Zhen Jee eh, Zhen Jee eh..."
Without opening my eyes I stretched my hands out, "Gimme the handphone." and put it beside my ears.
Then I started to talk and of course I heard ZJ's voice.
But suddenly my mum pushed my head:"Open your eyes! She didn't call you! She's BESIDE you!!!"
Oh and it's like Snow White with her prince, ZJ was actually standing beside my bed.
- speechless -
13 Nov 2009 0839
Plans made before 11 November:
Dr. Pok: I want you to start steroid treatment. So you will need to stay here for a few weeks more.
Me: What?! No need lah set me free lah I can take the medicine at home.
Dr. Pok: No there'll be a lot of side effects. Your fat distribution will change, in other words, you'll become fat, and that's what most girls concern about. Maybe your stomach will perforate again, your bones will become brittle. There'll also be some unknown side effects. I need to keep you in ward to monitor you.
Me: I got exam on 23 November wor...I need to go back.
Dr. Pok: When's your last paper?
Me: 10 December.
Dr. Pok: (turned to intern who's writing my report) OK. Readmit on 11 December. Then we'll start steroid treatment immediately.
Me: Surgical ward(7th floor) or gyne ward(10th floor as lounger)?
Dr. Pok: 7th floor! I want to see you.
Plans made on 11 November:
Dr. Edmund: I think you will need a marrow test. We'll did it on 16 December, is that okay?
Me: Is it that necessary? Marrow test is to check 'that'... isn't it?
Dr. Edmund: I'm not saying that you have 'that', but I think it's better for us to confirm it.Me: Har? I got skin test on 14 December. Maybe it's just skin allergy.
Dr. Edmund: Honestly I think you can drop off the test. I don't think it's because of allergy. But we're still not sure whether you have 'that' so marrow test will be the best. But since you've booked the test you can go as you want.
Me: Will I be admitted to ward again?
Dr. Edmund: No you will do it as an outpatient.
---------------------------------------------
I just watch bone marrow biopsy procedure through youtube.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfOeGWRmyl0
Stop watching it at the 5th minute. I can't stand to see it anymore.
-----speechless------
I want exam to end fast, but I don't want the tests!!!
FYI:
Skin test:Doctors will draw a checker board on my hand, or back and inject each square with needles containing allergens to identify which I am suppose to be allergic to. Imagine many many needles which will poke my skin(according to doctor only inject under skin layer). Yuck! Eewww...
Marrow test:
Super big needle that poke through spine or pelvic bone. Won't be able bathe for 24 hours. Maybe pain for the next 2 or 3 days. Take 3 days to wait for the result.
Plans made before 11 November:
Dr. Pok: I want you to start steroid treatment. So you will need to stay here for a few weeks more.
Me: What?! No need lah set me free lah I can take the medicine at home.
Dr. Pok: No there'll be a lot of side effects. Your fat distribution will change, in other words, you'll become fat, and that's what most girls concern about. Maybe your stomach will perforate again, your bones will become brittle. There'll also be some unknown side effects. I need to keep you in ward to monitor you.
Me: I got exam on 23 November wor...I need to go back.
Dr. Pok: When's your last paper?
Me: 10 December.
Dr. Pok: (turned to intern who's writing my report) OK. Readmit on 11 December. Then we'll start steroid treatment immediately.
Me: Surgical ward(7th floor) or gyne ward(10th floor as lounger)?
Dr. Pok: 7th floor! I want to see you.
Plans made on 11 November:
Dr. Edmund: I think you will need a marrow test. We'll did it on 16 December, is that okay?
Me: Is it that necessary? Marrow test is to check 'that'... isn't it?
Dr. Edmund: I'm not saying that you have 'that', but I think it's better for us to confirm it.Me: Har? I got skin test on 14 December. Maybe it's just skin allergy.
Dr. Edmund: Honestly I think you can drop off the test. I don't think it's because of allergy. But we're still not sure whether you have 'that' so marrow test will be the best. But since you've booked the test you can go as you want.
Me: Will I be admitted to ward again?
Dr. Edmund: No you will do it as an outpatient.
---------------------------------------------
I just watch bone marrow biopsy procedure through youtube.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfOeGWRmyl0
Stop watching it at the 5th minute. I can't stand to see it anymore.
-----speechless------
I want exam to end fast, but I don't want the tests!!!
FYI:
Skin test:Doctors will draw a checker board on my hand, or back and inject each square with needles containing allergens to identify which I am suppose to be allergic to. Imagine many many needles which will poke my skin(according to doctor only inject under skin layer). Yuck! Eewww...
Marrow test:
Super big needle that poke through spine or pelvic bone. Won't be able bathe for 24 hours. Maybe pain for the next 2 or 3 days. Take 3 days to wait for the result.
- broadband -
25 Jan 2010 1702
I just went to see Dr. Foo--my blood test result is still at an acceptable range.After that I went to pay my Celcom Broadband bill.
And there goes my RM118.35--Bye bye $_$
But honestly this broadband quite good.
Now everything involves youth plan.
For example: I'm using Hotlink Youth Plan.
Hotlink Youth Plan damn cheap, I called and texted a lot, but the amount of money in my account decreases slowly.
And guess when will it expired? Year 2013!Now, even my broadband is also under Celcom Basic Youth Plan(for 18 to 25).Celcom Broadband is in the acceptable range--RM50 per month!
I signed up for it during KB Mall PC Fair 2009, and paid around RM250 to get the USB modem.
And waited 2 days for it to be activated.
Before we get a Broadband:
Me: Go away! It's my turn now!!!
Bro: No way!!! My war just started. Gimme extra 30 minutes!
Me:(after an hour) Oih!!! My turn liao leh!
Bro: Cannot, another war just started.
Me: Go use your own laptop, this is MY computer.
Bro: This is online game lar. And there're no Wi-Fi around this area. Shoo!
After we get a Broadband:
Me: Shoo! My turn now.
Bro left to hug his own laptop.
Me:(chatting happily with other friends) Jangan kacau lar. I'm using, go use your own laptop.
Bro: I want Streamyx. That one's shittin slow like constipation.
Me: Like this ar, then don't bring it to Kampar. Leave that modem here.
Bro: Cannot, it's much more faster than the Wi-Fi coverage in UTAR.
Sometimes the speed really sucks man, but most of the time it's okay.
But I cursed a lot when I used it in KL--it's freakin slow, but at least can open webpage lar.(Maybe because too many people are using it)
Anyway, how can I expect much? It's much more cheaper than the usual Celcom Broadband and Maxis wor--RM68 per month!!!
Imagine if I use the usual plan for a year, I would be paying extra RM156!!!
Good news to my parents: NO MORE QUARRELS!!!
Long live the broadband!
Ah, it's good to be young!
P/S:Ah, no matter how slow Celcom Broadband is, it's non of my business.
This is because the broadband USB Modem is now kidnapped to Kampar by my bro.
I don't care much: As long as he bring it back during CNY, if not I'm NEVER gonna let go of streamyx
I just went to see Dr. Foo--my blood test result is still at an acceptable range.After that I went to pay my Celcom Broadband bill.
And there goes my RM118.35--Bye bye $_$
But honestly this broadband quite good.
Now everything involves youth plan.
For example: I'm using Hotlink Youth Plan.
Hotlink Youth Plan damn cheap, I called and texted a lot, but the amount of money in my account decreases slowly.
And guess when will it expired? Year 2013!Now, even my broadband is also under Celcom Basic Youth Plan(for 18 to 25).Celcom Broadband is in the acceptable range--RM50 per month!
I signed up for it during KB Mall PC Fair 2009, and paid around RM250 to get the USB modem.
And waited 2 days for it to be activated.
Before we get a Broadband:
Me: Go away! It's my turn now!!!
Bro: No way!!! My war just started. Gimme extra 30 minutes!
Me:(after an hour) Oih!!! My turn liao leh!
Bro: Cannot, another war just started.
Me: Go use your own laptop, this is MY computer.
Bro: This is online game lar. And there're no Wi-Fi around this area. Shoo!
After we get a Broadband:
Me: Shoo! My turn now.
Bro left to hug his own laptop.
Me:(chatting happily with other friends) Jangan kacau lar. I'm using, go use your own laptop.
Bro: I want Streamyx. That one's shittin slow like constipation.
Me: Like this ar, then don't bring it to Kampar. Leave that modem here.
Bro: Cannot, it's much more faster than the Wi-Fi coverage in UTAR.
Sometimes the speed really sucks man, but most of the time it's okay.
But I cursed a lot when I used it in KL--it's freakin slow, but at least can open webpage lar.(Maybe because too many people are using it)
Anyway, how can I expect much? It's much more cheaper than the usual Celcom Broadband and Maxis wor--RM68 per month!!!
Imagine if I use the usual plan for a year, I would be paying extra RM156!!!
Good news to my parents: NO MORE QUARRELS!!!
Long live the broadband!
Ah, it's good to be young!
P/S:Ah, no matter how slow Celcom Broadband is, it's non of my business.
This is because the broadband USB Modem is now kidnapped to Kampar by my bro.
I don't care much: As long as he bring it back during CNY, if not I'm NEVER gonna let go of streamyx
- fakers -
6 Nov 2009 2100
Dr. Pok: No you can't make it. You're not well-prepared physically and mentally.
Dr. Lim: You take STPM? That's very suicidal!
Maybe they're right. I belong to PPUM.
In class:
"I didn't study. I watch movie the whole night."
"I didn't study, I sleep at 9pm last night!"
"I didn't study. I play game until 2am."
"I didn't study, I go out with my family."
Fakers.
True words from me:
I didn't study in PPUM, because:
-Doctors kacau me every morning and afternoon.
-At night patients at other beds screamed or snorred or moaned.
-Every midnight doctors will inject antibiotics that are damn painful until I woke up.
-Sometimes devoted Christians will force me to listen to their 'sound of God' even though I was sleeping.
-Nurses take blood pressure reading and body temperature every few hours.
-Medical students finding prey for their practical assignments and I was interviewed nth times.
-Doctor likes my blood and I can't sit still when they're coming.
-My branulas always get blocked and I need new ones constantly. Waiting for doctors is also a torture.
-If need x-ray or CT scan I need to fast for the whole day and I sleep to forget the hunger.
-Boring student nurses like to find people about their age to talk to. Unfortunately I became their prey.
Don't ever say that crabby is sooooo free in the hospital and can study for whole day long without any disturbance.
You just simply don't understand.
I need space, I need a lot of time.
Dr. Pok: No you can't make it. You're not well-prepared physically and mentally.
Dr. Lim: You take STPM? That's very suicidal!
Maybe they're right. I belong to PPUM.
In class:
"I didn't study. I watch movie the whole night."
"I didn't study, I sleep at 9pm last night!"
"I didn't study. I play game until 2am."
"I didn't study, I go out with my family."
Fakers.
True words from me:
I didn't study in PPUM, because:
-Doctors kacau me every morning and afternoon.
-At night patients at other beds screamed or snorred or moaned.
-Every midnight doctors will inject antibiotics that are damn painful until I woke up.
-Sometimes devoted Christians will force me to listen to their 'sound of God' even though I was sleeping.
-Nurses take blood pressure reading and body temperature every few hours.
-Medical students finding prey for their practical assignments and I was interviewed nth times.
-Doctor likes my blood and I can't sit still when they're coming.
-My branulas always get blocked and I need new ones constantly. Waiting for doctors is also a torture.
-If need x-ray or CT scan I need to fast for the whole day and I sleep to forget the hunger.
-Boring student nurses like to find people about their age to talk to. Unfortunately I became their prey.
Don't ever say that crabby is sooooo free in the hospital and can study for whole day long without any disturbance.
You just simply don't understand.
I need space, I need a lot of time.
- mouse -
1 Feb 2010 0810
I went to Lowyat Plaza when I'm around KL.
I came across a P1 Wimax stall. And the following conversation takes place:
P1 : Hey miss, wanna use broadband? Choose P1!!!
Me: No thanks. I'm using Celcom.
P1: What? Potong sajalah!!!
Me: (with a smile)No no.
P1: (still refuse to give up) Try lar try lar. Where do you live?
Me: Really, no thanks.Besides, I don't think P1 have line around my area.
P1: (felt being challenged) Really? Where do you live?(And he wanted to check the coverage map)
Me: (with a wide smile) Kota Bharu.
P1 guy turned to his laptop, and found no coverage.
Me: (cynical smile) See?
P1: You're a student right? You're not gonna stay in Kota Bharu forever. You'll sure go to other places to study. Where are you going to study? Which college?
Me: Ermmmm....Kampar? UTAR i mean...
P1 guy checked again, and AGAIN, zero coverage.
Me: HAHAHAHAHA!
And he finally let me go.
The new mouse I bought from Lowyat--I know, it's kinda huge compared to the previous mouse.
Finally: Hello new mouse!
Bye old mouse!
I got two MICE(plural mar) now.
I went to Lowyat Plaza when I'm around KL.
I came across a P1 Wimax stall. And the following conversation takes place:
P1 : Hey miss, wanna use broadband? Choose P1!!!
Me: No thanks. I'm using Celcom.
P1: What? Potong sajalah!!!
Me: (with a smile)No no.
P1: (still refuse to give up) Try lar try lar. Where do you live?
Me: Really, no thanks.Besides, I don't think P1 have line around my area.
P1: (felt being challenged) Really? Where do you live?(And he wanted to check the coverage map)
Me: (with a wide smile) Kota Bharu.
P1 guy turned to his laptop, and found no coverage.
Me: (cynical smile) See?
P1: You're a student right? You're not gonna stay in Kota Bharu forever. You'll sure go to other places to study. Where are you going to study? Which college?
Me: Ermmmm....Kampar? UTAR i mean...
P1 guy checked again, and AGAIN, zero coverage.
Me: HAHAHAHAHA!
And he finally let me go.
The new mouse I bought from Lowyat--I know, it's kinda huge compared to the previous mouse.
Finally: Hello new mouse!
Bye old mouse!
I got two MICE(plural mar) now.
- calm -
14 Feb 2010 0211
Never thought that I'll be this calm.
Damn I start to admire myself for being so calm--and I'm really calm that I don't feel a sense of anger in me.
Maybe it's the end of me.
As truth reveals, I see myself in deep water.
I didn't gasp for air, I didn't even struggle.
I should have move on.
And yes, it's obvious.
I understand myself. I understand everything that's happening.
Only time will heal.
May the thunder awaken me.
May the wind blow away my sorrows.
May the rain wash away my sadness.
May the sun console me.I've got nothing.
Never thought that I'll be this calm.
Damn I start to admire myself for being so calm--and I'm really calm that I don't feel a sense of anger in me.
Maybe it's the end of me.
As truth reveals, I see myself in deep water.
I didn't gasp for air, I didn't even struggle.
I should have move on.
And yes, it's obvious.
I understand myself. I understand everything that's happening.
Only time will heal.
May the thunder awaken me.
May the wind blow away my sorrows.
May the rain wash away my sadness.
May the sun console me.I've got nothing.
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