3 Aug 2009 2144
Yesterday during Chemistry tuition:
"Hey lend me your blue pen."
"Where're yours?"
"They ran out of ink."
"Like this ar? Then you take it until you get new ones."
"Really? Thanks a lot."
Thanks a lot buddy aka Zhen Jee. I really appreciate it.
TODAY,
I wrote the answer for STPM Maths T1(again!) 2007 Question 11 on the board. I forgot that the answer must be written in single matrix form. And congratulations crabby, 20 times correction on that particular question.
Shit!
Just now, in the car, on our way home.
me: Do you think I should write the answer other time? Almost everytime I also kena you know!
ZJ: Never mind lah go write lah.
me: I also think so if not no people write.
ZJ: But you should avoid all the questions that have 'P'.
me: ...() betui jugok!
Last time: Therefore, Locus P is also a circle.
This time: P(inverse) = (a 3 times 3 matrix)
100 times + 20 times = If I don't get 4.0 in T1 I really need to kick my own ass.
Sunday, 21 February 2010
- H1N1 --> 'Bird' flu -
5 Aug 2009 1914
Whole Standard Six class was having fever. Many parents think that our school was hit by H1N1 virus and Chung Hwa Primary School maybe stop schooling for a week.
That's what others tell me regarding H1N1 news, but I dunno true or not lah.
Today, two Form One student caught a fever, too and like what Mr. Tan Ao said during pengumuman: Kalau demam balik ke rumah, biar sembuh baru balik ke sekolah!
Some pupil didn't come to school. Maybe you will say: Scared what scared? I don't have siblings in primary school and I don't contact with primary school pupils wor~
But for me I think their worries are quite reasonable: we shared the same canteen(and primary school recess is earlier than ours) and don't forget that many primary school students wait for their parents, siblings etc etc at secondary school.
If Chung Hwa really need to be quarantined, then Chung Cheng also need--we shared the same school buses.
Keng Sheng played doctor with a mouth-muffle(did I get it right?). Good precaution I think. Better safe than sorry mar~
Current status: Our school if more people have fever than really need to be quarantined. 1 week holiday(yay!) but with replacements(boohoo~)
Attention: The above information are products from 38-ing with others. I don't know whether true or not. Don't take it too seriously.
Funny + Restricted:
Beng Keong accidentally sneezed onto other's face during chemistry period.
Mr. Ng was so nervous: So dirty! Sneeze to your own trousers lah!
Keng Sheng: Har!(demonstrating by 'sneezing to his 'bro' ') Cannot eh sir! Cannot like this?
Mr. Ng: What cannot? Don't spread the disease lah!
Keng Sheng: Wait come out 'bird' flu. When u 'hat-chi' from nose you'll heard a weak 'hat-chi' sound from 'there'.
Mr. Ng: ...(dunno what to say)
Whole Standard Six class was having fever. Many parents think that our school was hit by H1N1 virus and Chung Hwa Primary School maybe stop schooling for a week.
That's what others tell me regarding H1N1 news, but I dunno true or not lah.
Today, two Form One student caught a fever, too and like what Mr. Tan Ao said during pengumuman: Kalau demam balik ke rumah, biar sembuh baru balik ke sekolah!
Some pupil didn't come to school. Maybe you will say: Scared what scared? I don't have siblings in primary school and I don't contact with primary school pupils wor~
But for me I think their worries are quite reasonable: we shared the same canteen(and primary school recess is earlier than ours) and don't forget that many primary school students wait for their parents, siblings etc etc at secondary school.
If Chung Hwa really need to be quarantined, then Chung Cheng also need--we shared the same school buses.
Keng Sheng played doctor with a mouth-muffle(did I get it right?). Good precaution I think. Better safe than sorry mar~
Current status: Our school if more people have fever than really need to be quarantined. 1 week holiday(yay!) but with replacements(boohoo~)
Attention: The above information are products from 38-ing with others. I don't know whether true or not. Don't take it too seriously.
Funny + Restricted:
Beng Keong accidentally sneezed onto other's face during chemistry period.
Mr. Ng was so nervous: So dirty! Sneeze to your own trousers lah!
Keng Sheng: Har!(demonstrating by 'sneezing to his 'bro' ') Cannot eh sir! Cannot like this?
Mr. Ng: What cannot? Don't spread the disease lah!
Keng Sheng: Wait come out 'bird' flu. When u 'hat-chi' from nose you'll heard a weak 'hat-chi' sound from 'there'.
Mr. Ng: ...(dunno what to say)
- lameness -
7 Aug 2009 1026
YESTERDAY:
Maths T1 teacher asked us to do Matrix questions.
When it reaches the similar question that caused me 20 times correction, she didn't scroll down directly to the answer.
She stopped at the answer where I did wrongly last time. She asked us with a really really wide smile on her face: Can I stop my answer here?
U6SP: (roared in horror)NOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Wider smile: Why?
U6SP: Because the answer must be in singular matrix!!!!
Widest smile I've ever seen: See? That's why I said you'll remember it forever if you do corrections.
And when she was saying that she looked at me(the really unfortunate one who do 20 corrections on that question).
AFTER SCHOOL:
My mum belanja Zhen Jee kuih. After that guess what we did during the next 3 hours?
GAMING!!!
We're totally lame monsters. We played some of the stupid games that is available in my PC since the last update.
It's really impressing. Imagine that Zhen Jee who can diligently jump over the traps in Maths ques, failed in controlling the cute hamsterball, and cause it to drop from high places and crash it into pieces.
Poor hamster! (I'll 'mourn for you)
For my case, I'm better--Oops! 'Better' I mean--8 times my hamster die.
But never mind lah, I'm miao miao what~
Miao's job is to kill hamster or mice or others mar.
Human's job is to sayang hamster, not to crash it!
And after that I slept. Alarmed was set at 8.45 pm and I woke up at 8.00am this morning.
Walau eh 14 hours! My back was damn painful after that.
I've got the PhD in 'Wasting Time'!
YESTERDAY:
Maths T1 teacher asked us to do Matrix questions.
When it reaches the similar question that caused me 20 times correction, she didn't scroll down directly to the answer.
She stopped at the answer where I did wrongly last time. She asked us with a really really wide smile on her face: Can I stop my answer here?
U6SP: (roared in horror)NOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Wider smile: Why?
U6SP: Because the answer must be in singular matrix!!!!
Widest smile I've ever seen: See? That's why I said you'll remember it forever if you do corrections.
And when she was saying that she looked at me(the really unfortunate one who do 20 corrections on that question).
AFTER SCHOOL:
My mum belanja Zhen Jee kuih. After that guess what we did during the next 3 hours?
GAMING!!!
We're totally lame monsters. We played some of the stupid games that is available in my PC since the last update.
It's really impressing. Imagine that Zhen Jee who can diligently jump over the traps in Maths ques, failed in controlling the cute hamsterball, and cause it to drop from high places and crash it into pieces.
Poor hamster! (I'll 'mourn for you)
For my case, I'm better--Oops! 'Better' I mean--8 times my hamster die.
But never mind lah, I'm miao miao what~
Miao's job is to kill hamster or mice or others mar.
Human's job is to sayang hamster, not to crash it!
And after that I slept. Alarmed was set at 8.45 pm and I woke up at 8.00am this morning.
Walau eh 14 hours! My back was damn painful after that.
I've got the PhD in 'Wasting Time'!
- DV 8109 -
7 Aug 2009 1048
Just now went out to have breakfast with parents.
My dad suddenly pointing to a car: (damn excited tone)'Hey see that car! Look at the car plate!'
I turned to look at the car. It's a MAZDA.
It's car plate is slanting as if being hit by a motorcycle from the back.
Guess what's the plate number(for those who is interested in buying 4D):
DV 8109
I believe you all for knowing the owner, right?
Just now went out to have breakfast with parents.
My dad suddenly pointing to a car: (damn excited tone)'Hey see that car! Look at the car plate!'
I turned to look at the car. It's a MAZDA.
It's car plate is slanting as if being hit by a motorcycle from the back.
Guess what's the plate number(for those who is interested in buying 4D):
DV 8109
I believe you all for knowing the owner, right?
- CASIO -
Shit I blog again!
Today is Kok Yong's birthday--HAPPY BIRTHDAY KOK YONG!
As we planned, we had our dinner at KFC near Grand Riverview Hotel.
Something bad happened at about 6.30 pm but I just wanna make a note here so that I remember it.
After dinner we went to Hsieh Yie's house and we nearly forgot about Kok Yong's present.
Luckily Khang Siang reminded us and we gave Kok Yong his birthday present.
Kok Yong opened the present with care--as instructed by Hsieh Yie because she's the one who wrap it.
We're so excited and we asked him to open it faster. He was reluctant to do so as he thought we wanna 'kenak' him.
Come on lah Kok Yong, we're such good friends, where got kenak you leh?
He revealed the present with really intensive care. When he saw the CASIO box he was shocked.
We told him that it's just a box.
When he pulled out a CASIO watch from the box, his expression is funny.
7 Aug 2009 2335
It's a combination of shocked + happy = really happy
The first sentenced popped out from his mouth: How much is it?
Haha Kok Yong, relax lah. 18 of us shared it. So you no need to worry about the price.
Haiz, the only bad thing today is Kok Yong's fiancee Ting Tong can't join us, what a waste!
Don't angry ar, just for fun. But if you perasan or u dun like then I'll delete the 'extreme' part lo~
OTHERS:
Khang Siang said my blog damn funny, so as Hsieh Yie. So I'm starting a poll.
Please vote!
Today is Kok Yong's birthday--HAPPY BIRTHDAY KOK YONG!
As we planned, we had our dinner at KFC near Grand Riverview Hotel.
Something bad happened at about 6.30 pm but I just wanna make a note here so that I remember it.
After dinner we went to Hsieh Yie's house and we nearly forgot about Kok Yong's present.
Luckily Khang Siang reminded us and we gave Kok Yong his birthday present.
Kok Yong opened the present with care--as instructed by Hsieh Yie because she's the one who wrap it.
We're so excited and we asked him to open it faster. He was reluctant to do so as he thought we wanna 'kenak' him.
Come on lah Kok Yong, we're such good friends, where got kenak you leh?
He revealed the present with really intensive care. When he saw the CASIO box he was shocked.
We told him that it's just a box.
When he pulled out a CASIO watch from the box, his expression is funny.
7 Aug 2009 2335
It's a combination of shocked + happy = really happy
The first sentenced popped out from his mouth: How much is it?
Haha Kok Yong, relax lah. 18 of us shared it. So you no need to worry about the price.
Haiz, the only bad thing today is Kok Yong's fiancee Ting Tong can't join us, what a waste!
Don't angry ar, just for fun. But if you perasan or u dun like then I'll delete the 'extreme' part lo~
OTHERS:
Khang Siang said my blog damn funny, so as Hsieh Yie. So I'm starting a poll.
Please vote!
- 'PHYSIC'-al chaos -
10 Aug 2009 2000
Before Chemistry period, we've read news paper in the class and discovered some interesting facts regarding H1N1.
Mr. Ng asked us in the middle of the lesson: Anybody of you caught H1N1 or not?
As I just came back from medical check up, Kok Yong pointed at me and this gave him another idea of sharing the facts.
Kok Yong: Sir, Hsieh Yie got something to tell you!!! It's about H1N1!
Mr. Ng: What?
Hsieh Yie was reluctant to tell, but after a few moments she spoke out loud.
"Sir, it was stated in the newspaper that masturbating and homosexuality will increase the potential of getting H1N1."
Sir: (in a quite shock face) Really ar?
Shu Wei: No lah! Masturbating and homosexuality will only bring 'bird flu'.
It's kinda complicated to describe the situation in our school. Some wear masks and most of them do so for fun.
Conclusion: MASTURBATE + HOMOSEXUALITY = H1N1--->'BIRD FLU'
Therefore, masturbate plus homosexuality will cause H1N1, that will lead to 'bird flu'.
This sentence is a must for this post, if not kena pulok 100 times correction coz no 'therefore'.
Attention: The above statements were made by pure physics students. It was made due to our craziness. Do not take it seriously!
Before Chemistry period, we've read news paper in the class and discovered some interesting facts regarding H1N1.
Mr. Ng asked us in the middle of the lesson: Anybody of you caught H1N1 or not?
As I just came back from medical check up, Kok Yong pointed at me and this gave him another idea of sharing the facts.
Kok Yong: Sir, Hsieh Yie got something to tell you!!! It's about H1N1!
Mr. Ng: What?
Hsieh Yie was reluctant to tell, but after a few moments she spoke out loud.
"Sir, it was stated in the newspaper that masturbating and homosexuality will increase the potential of getting H1N1."
Sir: (in a quite shock face) Really ar?
Shu Wei: No lah! Masturbating and homosexuality will only bring 'bird flu'.
It's kinda complicated to describe the situation in our school. Some wear masks and most of them do so for fun.
Conclusion: MASTURBATE + HOMOSEXUALITY = H1N1--->'BIRD FLU'
Therefore, masturbate plus homosexuality will cause H1N1, that will lead to 'bird flu'.
This sentence is a must for this post, if not kena pulok 100 times correction coz no 'therefore'.
Attention: The above statements were made by pure physics students. It was made due to our craziness. Do not take it seriously!
- Imaginations -
14 Aug 2009 1832
I know, I shouldn't sit here. I should have stick my ass in front of the books and have my eyes glued onto the contents.
Sorry I'm pulpa, who prefer to fool around and waste my precious time.
Come on miao, life's brief candle, do more, blog less.
I don't get it. Whenever I was asked 'You revise until which chapter dy?' My answer is still the same, 'I don't study. I blog a lot, and I really mean a lot.'
And their response is uniform, as if being trained, 'You bluff! You purposely don't want to say that you study.'
OK, if i was lying, then look at my results. It sucks. Yet, it's the best evidence.
If you think I was studying so hard until I will get mad, then see my results. Is there anyone who will study so hard but purposely give up the exam questions so that 'other's won't know I'm studying'?
Of course, no! If I have been studying so hard as Hsieh Yie or Zhen Jee, I would be better than what I am today. Not that I mean I will override them, but I mean my result will not be the source of my embarrassment.
If, and only if I would study harder, I will certainly be better. It is all about stupidity in me, who insists on fooling around.
Some people really pissed me off:
1. I don't want to call you, coz I'm afraid I'll kacau your study hour.
2. I don't want to sms you, coz I'm afraid I'll distract your studies.
3. I don't want to ajok you, coz I know you sure need to study.
Lame excuses, Oops! Lame ACCUSES!
Please lah, stop your imaginations! I will start study if the exam is really around the corner. I will burn the midnight oil until I become panda in school.
Or I'll drink coffee until my intestine got holes again.
If you find me a panda, I was studying last night.
If you find me sleeping in class, sorry last night movie is damn interesting.
I know, I shouldn't sit here. I should have stick my ass in front of the books and have my eyes glued onto the contents.
Sorry I'm pulpa, who prefer to fool around and waste my precious time.
Come on miao, life's brief candle, do more, blog less.
I don't get it. Whenever I was asked 'You revise until which chapter dy?' My answer is still the same, 'I don't study. I blog a lot, and I really mean a lot.'
And their response is uniform, as if being trained, 'You bluff! You purposely don't want to say that you study.'
OK, if i was lying, then look at my results. It sucks. Yet, it's the best evidence.
If you think I was studying so hard until I will get mad, then see my results. Is there anyone who will study so hard but purposely give up the exam questions so that 'other's won't know I'm studying'?
Of course, no! If I have been studying so hard as Hsieh Yie or Zhen Jee, I would be better than what I am today. Not that I mean I will override them, but I mean my result will not be the source of my embarrassment.
If, and only if I would study harder, I will certainly be better. It is all about stupidity in me, who insists on fooling around.
Some people really pissed me off:
1. I don't want to call you, coz I'm afraid I'll kacau your study hour.
2. I don't want to sms you, coz I'm afraid I'll distract your studies.
3. I don't want to ajok you, coz I know you sure need to study.
Lame excuses, Oops! Lame ACCUSES!
Please lah, stop your imaginations! I will start study if the exam is really around the corner. I will burn the midnight oil until I become panda in school.
Or I'll drink coffee until my intestine got holes again.
If you find me a panda, I was studying last night.
If you find me sleeping in class, sorry last night movie is damn interesting.
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